Colorbar by The Paranormal Federation
- - - - - - - - THE PARANORMAL FEDERATION - PRESENTS IN 88.10.06: "COLORBAR/TPF!" - - AGOL/XXXX/LCCCCB - WELL HALLO GUYZ! HERE IS YET ANOTHER DEMO FROM THE PARANORMAL FEDERATION. AND OF COURSE IT'S ZELDIN AGAIN, 'CAUSE BEASTIAN HAS LEFT TPF AND JOINT SFA, 'SHADOWFIRE ASSOCIATION'. BUT ENUFF TALKIN 'BOUT BEASTIAN NOW. I'D RATHER LIKE TO D SCUSS THIS DEMO... I KNOW IT ISN'T MUCH, BUT I JUST PUT IT TOGETHER TO SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW SIMPLE YOU CAN DO NICE THINGS WITH COLORBARS. ANYHOW, THIS DEMO HAS A LITTLE UNUSAL FEATURE, BUT I WON'T TELL YA 'BOUT IT IN THIS SCROLLER, YOU'VE GOTTA WAIT TILL PART 2 (HAW HAW) ! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT, YOU CAN GET THERE BY SPACING... ALL GREETINGS WILL BE IN THE SECOND (AND LAST) PART. BEFORE I TELL YA 'BOUT THE NICE FEATURE! (YEAH, I KNOW IT'S MEAN OF ME, BUT I ALSO FEEL SOO MEAN TODAY!) SO, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? WELL, IF I THINK OF SOME GARBAGE TO WRITE, I'LL PUT IT FIRST IN THE NEXT SCROLLER (I SURE FEEL MEAN TODAY!!!). SEE YA ALL LATER (THE PRECISE TIME WILL BE WHENEVER YOU PRESS SPACE!) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? AIN'T YOU CURIOS 'BOUT THE SECERET FEATURE? HAVE YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS THING ANYHOW? YOU'VE MISSED IT ALL??? BAD FOR YOU! 'COUSE I AIN'T GONNA WRAP!!! (DID I MENTION HOW MEAN I FEEL TODAY?) WELL, PERHAPS I SHOUD WRAP AFTER ALL... OR SHOULDN'T I??? PERHAPS I SHOULD... OK. I'LL DO IT. BUT THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO PROMISE TO READ ALL (I MEAN ALL) OF IT AGAIN!!! PROMISE? OK THEN. WRAP - SUPPOSE THIS MUST BE PART 2 OF THE MINI-DEMO " - T'S REALLY HARD TO KNOW, COZ THE PARTS LOOK SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER. - UT IT MUST BE PART 2 B-COZ - O IT IS PART 2, AND THAT BRINGS ME TO THIS CONTEST: 100 DISKS TO ANYONE WHO CAN LOOK AT THE PSYCHO-BARS ABOVE FOR 10 MINUTES WITHOUT GETTIN' NUTS! ( - F YOU ALREADY ARE, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THE COMPETITION!) - ND NOW, THE THING YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... - HE GREETINGS!!!! - REETINGS GO IN NO ORDER ATT ALL TO: * - LL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF - SSOCIATION * * - UESS THAT WAS IT... - BETTER WRAP THIS DAMN THING 'COZ - AINT GOT NOTHING MORE TO SAY! - - WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YA 'BOUT THAT SECERET FEATURE! - ELL, YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS... - UST PRESS _ AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, WILL YA? - ( - REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!) - AABCCDEFGIJKMNPQSUVXZ/^ "$&(%"_/YVTQOMKIGEDCBA - WELL HALLO GUYZ! HERE IS YET ANOTHER DEMO FROM THE PARANORMAL FEDERATION. AND OF COURSE IT'S ZELDIN AGAIN, 'CAUSE BEASTIAN HAS LEFT TPF AND JOINT SFA, 'SHADOWFIRE ASSOCIATION'. BUT ENUFF TALKIN 'BOUT BEASTIAN NOW. I'D RATHER LIKE TO D SCUSS THIS DEMO - I KNOW IT ISN'T MUCH, BUT I JUST PUT IT TOGETHER TO SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW SIMPLE YOU CAN DO NICE THINGS WITH COLORBARS. ANYHOW, THIS DEMO HAS A LITTLE UNUSAL FEATURE, BUT I WON'T TELL YA 'BOUBT I - N THIS SCROLLER, YOU'VE GOTTA WAIT TILL PART 2 (HAW HAW) ! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT, YOU CAN GET THERE BY SPACING - ALL GREETINGS WILL BE IN THE SECOND (AND LAST) PART. BEFORE I TELL YA 'BOUT THE NICE FEATURE! (YEAH, I KNOW IT'S MEAN OF ME, BUT I ALSO FEEL SOO MEAN TODAY!) - 8SO, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? - WELL, IF I THINK OF SOME GARBAGE TO WRITE, I'LL PUT IT FIRST IN THE NEXT SCROLLER (I SURE FEEL MEAN TODAY - SEE YA ALL LATER (THE PRECISE TIME WILL BE WHENEVER YOU PRESS SPACE!) - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? AIN'T YOU CURIOS 'BOUT THE SECERET FEATURE? - +HAVE YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS THING ANYHOW? - 4YOU'VE MISSED IT ALL - &BAD FOR YOU! 'COUSE I AIN'T GONNA WRAP - ' (DID I MENTION HOW MEAN I FEEL TODAY?) - $WELL, PERHAPS I SHOUD WRAP AFTER ALL - .OR SHOULDN'T I - 0PERHAPS I SHOULD - OK. I'LL DO IT. BUT THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO PROMISE TO READ ALL (I MEAN ALL) OF IT AGAIN - SUPPOSE THIS MUST BE PART 2 OF THE MINI-DEMO " - T'S REALLY HARD TO KNOW, COZ THE PARTS LOOK SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER. - UT IT MUST BE PART 2 B-COZ - O IT IS PART 2, AND THAT BRINGS ME TO THIS CONTEST: 100 DISKS TO ANYONE WHO CAN LOOK AT THE PSYCHO-BARS ABOVE FOR 10 MINUTES WITHOUT GETTIN' NUTS! ( - F YOU ALREADY ARE, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THE COMPETITION!) - ND NOW, THE THING YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - REETINGS GO IN NO ORDER ATT ALL TO: - LL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF - UESS THAT WAS IT - BETTER WRAP THIS DAMN THING 'COZ - AINT GOT NOTHING MORE TO SAY! - WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YA 'BOUT THAT SECERET FEATURE! - ELL, YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS - UST PRESS _ AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, WILL YA? - REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!) - .AABCCDEFGIJKMNPQSUVXZ/^ "$&(%"_/YVTQOMKIGEDCBA -