Chopper Demo by The Shadows
UNITRAX OF THE SHADOWS WELCOMES YOU TO - THE CHOPPER DEMO, - WHICH IS MY FIRST DEMO FOR THE SHADOWS, AND ALSO THE FIRST DEMO FOR AGES I'M NOT MAKING UNDER TIME-PRESSURE... BEFORE I START THE SHITWRITING, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I WANT ALL GOOD DEMOMAKERS TO CONTACT ME, AND THEN WE CAN FXCHANGE OWN DEMOS - (YOU SEND ME ALL YOUR PRODUCTS, I SEND YOU ALL OUR PRODUCTS, SEE?) - WELL, IN THAT CASE, MY ADDRESS IS : - MARIUS SKOGHEIM HERREMANDENSV.27 1540 VESTBY... MY NUMBER IS : +47 (0)9 953735... - IF YOU WANT TO SWAP JUST NORMAL HOT STUFF, YOU SHOULD WRITE TO WILLOW OF THE SHADOWS : - KNUT AXEL REIAN FOSSVEIEN 60 1405 LANGHUS... OR DIAL : +47 (0)9 869686... - WELL, HELLO TO THE REST OF THE SHADOWS... (OMEGA : ASPIRANT-PERVO! MOONRAY : I'LL START AS SOON AS I GET MY DRIVE FIXED! TORNADO : YOUR MUSIX COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER! SPIRIT : YOU'RE THE BEST ARTIST IN NORWAY, NO DOUBT! XAIM : I DON'T KNOW YOU YET, SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL OR SOMETHING? WILLOW : YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF PSYCHO-MANIAC!... WELL, I MUST STOP HERE, CAUSE I'M GOING TO VISIT PUSUR OF ILLUSION... - WELL, NOW I'M AT BADCATS PLACE TOGETHER WITH MY GOOD FRIEND (WE'RE JUST FRIENDS?) KURT ACHMED (WILLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!)... ANYWAY, HERE'S PUSUR : DEEEOOO!! HERE'S THE ULTIMATE BADCAT WRITING SOM ANTI-PERVERSE TEXT IN THE VERY PERVERSE AND COOL (?) DEMO WRITTEN BY THE PSYCO-PERVERSE-MANIAC NUMBER ONE!!! GOSH,I GOTTA LAUGH WHEN I HEARD WHAT UNITRAX AND WILLOW (KURT ACHMED!) TOLD ME.... LAST NIGHT THEY'D BEEN AT OMEGA'S PLACE.... THE CLOCK WAS ABOUT 3.00 (AM) AND THEY FELT LIKE GOING TO 711 (NO,NOT WALTER,BUT A LOCAL SNACK-BAR!) ON THEIR WAY TO THE SHOP THEY MET AN OLD FAGGIT-LOOKING MAN... THEY ASKED HIM IF THEY COULD COME OVER TO HIS PLACE AND ..... SO THEY DID,AND THE OLD FAG' GAVE 'EM THREE SMALL DRINKS... WELL,THE FUNNIEST THING WAS THAT WHEN THEY CAME OUTSIDE,OMEGA ACTED AS IF HE WAS DRUNK!!!! OF COURSE,OMEGA WASN'T!!?? WELL,DEAR OLAV,IF YOU WAS I GOTTA SAY: WE ALL LAUGH AT YOU! THREE SMALL DRINKS AND DRUNK???? BUT ACTUALLY I THINK YOU JUST TRIED TO FOOL THE PSYCO-MANIACS.... (WE ALL DO!?) NOW SOME FAST DEEEOOOOOOSSSSSS TO: TSW (THE MOST PERVERSE GROUP EVER - NO DOUBT! AND THAT GO FOR ALL OF YOU!),RDI (COOL!),ABNORMAL (WHAT'S LEFT? ANYWAY,I SALUTE THE OLD PARTY PIG ZTH! I'M SURE WE'LL MEET AT ANOTHER PARTY SOMEWHERE!),CENSOR (YO BOB! ALWAYS NICE MEETIN' YA! - I GUESS YA HAVEN'T BEEN SOBER AN ENTIRE DAY IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!!) - HVEM ER DUM SOM EI B0TTE M0KK?? - DCS (THE EDITORS OF THE VERY BEST MAG IN THE BUSINESS! I HOPE YA'LL NEVER QUIT PUTTING OUT THE IGUANA'S DAVE!!) - DOMINATORS (HEY JESPER! DANSK ER ET FORFERDELIGT SPRAAG!! WELL,I'LL COME AND DRINK SOME TUBORG GOLDS WITH YA SOMETIME!) - WILLOW SIER HAN HAR LYST TIL AA BLI PULT FIRE (-4!-) GANGER AV NOEN TYPER!!! - NUCLEAR (HI THOMAS! YOU'RE INSANE!!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS 7 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!! OK,AS LONG AS SHE'S SEXY SO KEEP IT UP! SCREW THE SHIT OUT OF HER NEXT TIME YA SEE HER,OK?).... GOTTA HANDLE THE KEYBOARD OVER TO WILLOW AS HE IS BEGGING ON HIS KNEES!!! HERE HE (IT) GO: HEIE AA HAA NAA HAR VI ALLE STAA!!! IT IS VERY FUNNY HERE OK WE ALL SIGNED OFF!!!!! - UNITRAX OF THE SHADOWS WELCOMES YOU TO - THE CHOPPER DEMO, - WHICH IS MY FIRST DEMO FOR THE SHADOWS, AND ALSO THE FIRST DEMO FOR AGES I'M NOT MAKING UNDER TIME-PRESSURE - BEFORE I START THE SHITWRITING, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I WANT ALL GOOD DEMOMAKERS TO CONTACT ME, AND THEN WE CAN FXCHANGE OWN DEMOS - (YOU SEND ME ALL YOUR PRODUCTS, I SEND YOU ALL OUR PRODUCTS, SEE?) - WELL, IN THAT CASE, MY ADDRESS IS : - /MARIUS SKOGHEIM - 0HERREMANDENSV.27 - IF YOU WANT TO SWAP JUST NORMAL HOT STUFF, YOU SHOULD WRITE TO WILLOW OF THE SHADOWS : - /KNUT AXEL REIAN - WELL, HELLO TO THE REST OF THE SHADOWS - ,(OMEGA : ASPIRANT-PERVO! MOONRAY : I'LL START AS SOON AS I GET MY DRIVE FIXED! TORNADO : YOUR MUSIX COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER! SPIRIT : YOU'RE THE BEST ARTIST IN NORWAY, NO DOUBT! XAIM : I DON'T KNOW YOU YET, SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL OR SOMETHING? WILLOW : YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF PSYCHO-MANIAC! - WELL, I MUST STOP HERE, CAUSE I'M GOING TO VISIT PUSUR OF ILLUSION - WELL, NOW I'M AT BADCATS PLACE TOGETHER WITH MY GOOD FRIEND (WE'RE JUST FRIENDS?) KURT ACHMED (WI - .: ANYWAY, HERE'S PUSUR : D - !! HERE'S THE ULTIMATE BADCAT WRITING SOM ANTI-PERVERSE TEXT IN THE VERY PERVERSE AND COOL (?) DEMO WRITTEN BY THE PSYCO-PERVERSE-MANIAC NUMBER ONE - GOSH,I GOTTA LAUGH WHEN I HEARD WHAT UNITRAX AND WILLOW (KURT ACHMED!) TOLD ME - 'LAST NIGHT THEY'D BEEN AT OMEGA'S PLACE - THE CLOCK WAS ABOUT 3.00 (AM) AND THEY FELT LIKE GOING TO 711 (NO,NOT WALTER,BUT A LOCAL SNACK-BAR!) ON THEIR WAY TO THE SHOP THEY MET AN OLD FAGGIT-LOOKING MAN - 9 THEY ASKED HIM IF THEY COULD COME OVER TO HIS PLACE AND - 8SO THEY DID,AND THE OLD FAG' GAVE 'EM THREE SMALL DRINKS - WELL,THE FUNNIEST THING WAS THAT WHEN THEY CAME OUTSIDE,OMEGA ACTED AS IF HE WAS DRUNK - :OF COURSE,OMEGA WASN'T!!?? - ;WELL,DEAR OLAV,IF YOU WAS I GOTTA SAY: WE ALL LAUGH AT YOU! - <THREE SMALL DRINKS AND DRUNK - =BUT ACTUALLY I THINK YOU JUST TRIED TO FOOL THE PSYCO-MANIACS - ./ (WE ALL DO!?) - /NOW SOME FAST D - 6 TO: TSW (THE MOST PERVERSE GROUP EVER - NO DOUBT! AND THAT GO FOR ALL OF YOU!),RDI (COOL!),ABNORMAL (WHAT'S LEFT? ANYWAY,I SALUTE THE OLD PARTY PIG ZTH! I'M SURE WE'LL MEET AT ANOTHER PARTY SOMEWHERE!),CENSOR (YO BOB! ALWAYS NICE MEETIN' YA! - I GUESS YA HAVEN'T BEEN SOBER AN ENTIRE DAY IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE - - HVEM ER DUM SOM EI B0TTE M0KK?? - DCS (THE EDITORS OF THE VERY BEST MAG IN THE BUSINESS! I HOPE YA'LL NEVER QUIT PUTTING OUT THE IGUANA'S DAVE!!) - DOMINATORS (HEY JESPER! DANSK ER ET FORFERDELIGT SPRAAG!! - WELL,I'LL COME AND DRINK SOME TUBORG GOLDS WITH YA SOMETIME!) - WILLOW SIER HAN HAR LYST TIL AA BLI PULT FIRE (-4!-) GANGER AV NOEN TYPER - & - NUCLEAR (HI THOMAS! YOU'RE INSANE - )YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS 7 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU - 'OK,AS LONG AS SHE'S SEXY SO KEEP IT UP! - 3SCREW THE SHIT OUT OF HER NEXT TIME YA SEE HER,OK?) - GOTTA HANDLE THE KEYBOARD OVER TO WILLOW AS HE IS BEGGING ON HIS KNEES - 0HERE HE (IT) GO: - HEIE AA HAA NAA HAR VI ALLE STAA - . IT IS VERY FUNNY HERE OK WE ALL SIGNED OFF -