Boozeblubber by Argus
IT WAS CODED IN A - MNGODJKL - AHI S] S&'(!"#/ SZ$%STUV - - ABC !"#/ - +SZ[/SZ$% ,9: - - AHI STUVS - ,-./,0. - - DID THIS FABOLUS BOOZING DEMO WHICH WAS - AHI S] S&'(!"#/ SZ$%STUV - AHI STUVS - ,-./,0. - - - ABC !"#/ - +SZ[/SZ$% ,9: - BEWARE OF WATCHING THIS DEMO BECAUSE IT WAS DONE IN A TOTAL ALCOHOLIC NIGHT BY THE TOTAL MAD GUYZ IN GUARDIAN ANGELS ARGUS AND F4CG MAINPART CREDITS: CODING BY SPEEDY/ARGUS MUZIEEK BY MANIACS OF NOISE TEXT BY EFFY/GUARDIAN ANGELS SPEEDY/ARGUS CYBORG/F4CG LEXI/GUARDIAN ANGELS DON'T TAKE THIS DEMO TOO SERIOUS BCOZ IT WAS CODED IN A TOTALLY DRUNKEN NIGHT I (LEXI) DREANK MY 10ST BOTTLE OF STELLA ARTOIS AND THIS BEER IS VERY BOOZING IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOHO AND NOW WE START THE SHOW LEXI SIGNS OFF PLAAARRRP,RUELPS - THE ULTIMATE PARTY COOPERATION BETWEEN THE GUARDIAN ANGELS - F4CG AND ARGUS DID THIS FABOLUS BOOZING DEMO WHICH WAS DUN AT EFFY'S PLAZA IN BELGIUM RUELPS. OKE CREDITS 4 DIS PART ARE GOING TO LEXI FOR THE CODING - SPRITES AND LOGOMIXING OUT OF AND 4 BY 4 CHARSET. BRIAN OF GRAFFITY FOR THE MUSIC CALLED THE TRAIN. SPEEDY IS STILL CODING AT HIS 'BLUB EYE' PART AND IT SEEMS TO BE A FUNNY EFFECT. OKAY,I DON'T WANNA BORE YOU WITH STUPID TEXT AND SO I LEAVE YA NOW. LEXI SIGNS OFF ..... WRAP !!! - AFTER A WHOLE NIGHT CODING AND BGOCZ - FINALLY THE BLUB-EYE PART IS FINISHED. LET'S HAVE A BEER TO CELEBRATE ( NR.13 OR SUMTHING LIKE THAT C. - GRMBLFJX ( ACCORDING TO LEXI ).D - I'M FEELING VEERCY - LEXI MANAGED TO WAKE UP EFFY SO I'LL HAND THE KEYS OVER TO HIM FOR A SECONDC.C - COME ON EFFY SAY SOMETHINGD. - DON'T MAKE IT TOO LONG , OK D.H - IT'S YAR EFFYBOY HERE !! BOOZING TIME !! JUST TRIED TO CRAWL OUT OF MY SLEPINBAG D. - ME STILL F(..) TIRED D. - THAT SPEEDY AND LEXI DUDES HAVE BEEN CODING ALL DA TIME AND ME AND CYBY HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ALL DA TIME !! GREAT !! OKAY, CYBY WAS A BIT MORE AWAKE THAN ME, BUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT A FEW MINUTES DIFFERENCE.E - ANYONE LIKE E.B.M. C? - ELECTRONIC BODY MUSIC D! - SOUNDS LIKE HEAVY METAL WITH ONLY SYNTHESIZERS D! - GREAT EFFECT AT 5:34 AM IN A CLOSED ROOM WITH SPOTS REACTING ON DA MUSIC D! - FINAXLY A REAL PARDY E! - SYNTY TRASH F!H - GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE DUNGEONS OF BEER D! - ANYWAY,ACCORDIG TO EFFY I SHOULD HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT J,N,MNG/:KJL:KOJ JKHUTD. - SUM HEAVY THRASH IS RULING THIS ROOM,CEOCLF. - ,BACK TO THE REST,THE ROOM LOOKS LIKE A BATTLEFIELD TO ME D! - JUPILER-BOTTLES,STELLA-BOTTLES EVERYWHERE F! - YEP IT'S LEXI AT DA KEYZ,TYPING LOTSA FUCKIN' BULLSHIT. WE ARE VERY BOOZED IN DA MO' AND THAT'S THE WAY WE TYPE SCROLLTEXT. YOH,IN DA MO' WE'RE LISTENING TO MINISTRY'S ALBUM 'THE LAND O RAPE AN HONEY' C! - SOME REAL GREAT ANTIFASHISTIC TEXT IN THE TITLE SONG. I LOVE IT TO HEAR ANTIFA SONGS. IT SOUNDS LIKE THRASH METAL. IT'S ALMOST 5:47 AM IN DA MORNING AND WE ARE STILL AWAKE C! - AFTER A WHOLE NIGHT OF FUCKIN' CODING WE FINALLY FINSHED THIS FUCKIN' BUNCH OF CODES. YOH,YOU ASSHOLES OUTSIDE,WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT NAZIS C?I - IF YOU LIKE THEM THEN FUCK OFF AND DIE IN HELL BCOZ A GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI. D!G - I LOVE IT TO KICK NAZI ASSHOLES.E - WHAT DOES A NAZI LOOK LIKE C?Q - LIKE AN POOR GUY AFTER A CHEMOTHERAPY C!J - FUCK IT MAN,I'M IN BELGIUM WERE THE BEER IS RIGHT AND THE GUYS ALSO. THATS A PLACE I LOVE AND NOBODY CAN TAKE ME AWAY,EXEPT MY FUCKIN' JOB. BUT NOW I THINK THAT IT'S TIME TO SEND A FEW HELLOS AND I STILL LOVE YA TO MY EX GIRL WALDI WHO IS STILL IN THE GUARDIAN ANGELS AS A DESIGNER. I HOPE THAT YOU WILL RETURN VERY FAST TO GET YOUR ILLNESS UNDER CONTROL. BUT NOW IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO GIVE THE KEYZ TO THIS ARGUS MEMBER CALLED SPEEDY (WHO HAS THE SAME PROBLEM AS ME)T - QUITE A HARD JOB TO FIND THE KEYS ON THIS KEYBOARD.C - I REACHED NR.16 BY NOW. HUPD!D - I THINK I'M A LITLLEBIT TIPSY.D - CHECK OUT MINISTRY. REALLY HEAVY.C - AND YOU KNOW WHAT C? - I LOVE IT D!D - THE ULTIMATE WAY TO ESCAPE FROM PAIN D!E - E.B.M. TO DECREASE YOUR AGRESSIONS C! - ( RIGHT LEXI !!?? ) WECLE.C - I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MY OTHER BEER SO LET'S CYBORG HIT DECZ - KEYZZ FOR A WHILE. BLURPD.F CAERCGDHJ - THESE DUDES DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP,BUT HEY THERE IS BEER FOR EVERYBODY D! - I THINK I'LL TRY TO GIVE THE KEYS BACK TO D. - IT DAMN SURE DECREASES AGRESSION !! THIS IS FUN D!F - IN THE MO' WE'RE LISTENING TO THE AMIGA VERSION OF 'PUSH' RECORDED TO TAPE AT MY PLACE. YFO - T THAT MUST BE A GREAT PARTY BECAUSE THE SOUND AND THE BEER IS ENUFF TO WRITE AN TOTALLY INSANE SCROLLTEXT. YAK YAK YAK,HELLO TO THESE DRUNKEN GUYZ : CHROME,MCQUADE AND ROMSCANNER WHO IS NOW IN THE GUARDIAN ANGELS. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF FRIENDS AND NOBODY CAN STOP US D!E - EBM AND HEAVY THRASH METAL RULES. CYBORGS SISTER IS ALSO AN THRASH METAL FAN AND I AGREE TO THIS BCOZ METAL IS THE ONLY SOLUTION. BY THE WAY A VERY BIG HELLO TO RATMAN,WHO WANTS TO JOIN DA GUARDIAN ANGELSO - EFFY'S ANSWER TO RATMAN : YES C!E - OKAY,A BIG HELLO TO RATMAN OF THE GA'S BCOZ HE IS NOW A MEMBER OF THE GREAT GUARDIAN ANGELS,WE WANT TO SUCK YOUR FUCKIN' BRAIN OUT AND I THINK IT'S TIME TO LET THE STUPID F4CG MEMBER TO DA KEYZ CALLED 'CYBORG'N - IT'S TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE FUN,LET'S PARTY D! - 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,CYBY COMES AND 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALLD. - THIS IS DOCTOR CYBY AND THS SONG IS DEDICADED TO THE GUYZZ IN THE GA'S,ARGUS AND OFCOURSE F4CG !! HELLO AFRICA TELL ME HOW YOU'RE DOING,HELLO BELGIUM THAT'S MY MOTHERLANDD! - COCAINE WITH BLOW YOU'RE HEAD INSIDE OUT !! SO BETTER HAVE AN OTHER BEERF. - I'M NOW AT NR 17 OR 18 OR 16 OR WHATEVERC. - OH GEE I LIKE THE RYTHM D.C - 'HELLO AFRICA'C - I'M SLAVE TO THE BASE C!C - IT SEEMS THAT I CODED THIS PART D!C - THREE CHEERS FOR ME ( AD FUCK THE LEGEND DUCKS !!D. - ). A HELL OF A DJ WE HAVE HERE. TOO BAD I'M TOO DRUNK TO MAKE ANY SENSE HEREC! - I CAN'T FIND THE KEYS ANYMORE SO LET'S GIVE ANOTHER PARTYANIMAL THE ONOUR. HERE COMESH.L - THE INCREDIBE LEXI OFCOZ. WE ARE LISTENING TO DA MAXI SINGLE OF 'SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK' AND IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE QUITE DIZZY IN DA MOMENT BCOZ IT'S 6:29 AM AND ALL GUYZ ARE STILL AWAKE. HCM - BY DA WAY A SPECIAL HUBA HOPP TO W.A.L.D.I. C! - THA FUCKIN' COVER AND LETTERPAPERDESIGNER OF THE GUARDIAN ANGELS.D - PUKE AND SO ON,IT'S A LITTLE BIT ALCOHOLIZIZED IN DA MO AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING BCOZ MY BRAIN TASTES LIKE PLUMPUDDING AND THATS WHAT I FEEL LIKE C!P - SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK RULES (EXCEPT 'SEPULTURA')F - PLUURP,ALICE COOPER (I HATE IT IN DA MO' BCOZ IT'S DISTURBING MY TOTAL DOWN MOOD. C!G - FUCK IT , SMOKE IT , DOPE IT , DON'T CRITICICE IT , IT'S FUN D!P - THE STEREO GIVES IT'S BEST AND WE ARE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE (WHAT'S NOT SO EASY AS YOU THINK) D!H - FUCK ALL BAVARIAN GIRLS BCOZ THEY ARE CHEATING ALL THE WAY. NEVER THRUST THEM BCOZ THEY WILL FUCK OFF YOUR LAST PIECE OF MIND AND THEN YOU WILL BE A NORMAL ANIMAL. FUCK THEM ALL, BCOZ I KNOW WHAT I'M SPEAKING OFF.G - BUT ENUFF CRAPSHIT 4 TODAY,I THINK THAT IT IS TIME TO LET SOME OTHER LAMERS TO DA KEYZN - ALICE COOPER ON DA FOREGROUND !! GREAT COOL MUSIC C! - WELL, SPEEDY SEEMS TO BE GETTING TO DA EDGE OF BOOZING, CYBORG IS QUITE SOBER, JUST LIKE ME, AND LEXI, WELL, HE IS USED TO DRINK, SO DON'T EXPECT HIM TO GET DRUNK C! - ALLTHOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE LEXI HAS FALLEN DOWN IN ONE OF MY CHAIRS E.C - HMM, MUST PAY ATTENTION TO DA SONGS BCOZ I'M DA DISCJOCKEYC.G - THE UNBEATABLE SPEEDY IZZ BACK. I JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH A THREE OF A GUY C! - OR WAS IT A REAL THREEC.C - I HAVE SUM DIRTY LOOKING SCRATCHES ON MY ARMS. HOW COME D?C - I REALLY DON'T KNOW.D - I THINK LEXI FRIGHTENED ME OR WOZ IT DAT LOUSY PICTUURCE - AS THEY SAY ALL THE TIME AROUND HEREC.C - IT'S JUST TOO MUCHC.F - IT'S DA FUCKIN LEXI AT DA KEYZ WRITING SUM FUCKIN' BULLSHIT 'BOUT SUM OTHERS (BY DA WAY,I'M TOTALLY DRUNKEN AND I'VE PROBLEMS TO REACH THE KEYZ) : YOHO ASSHOLES,DAT'Z LEXI LIVE AND'N ACTION TYPIN' FUCKIN' CRAP TO YA. I THINK THAT IT IS TIME 4 THE RASTAMAN TALIKIN' TO YA SOME STONED SENTENCES.F - RUELPS,THE BELGISH BEER IS MY FAVOURITE BEER AND THE FOLLOWING LAMERS ARE MY BEST SUCKIN' FRIENDS : 1.CHROME - 2.MCQUADE - 3.EFFY - 4.SPEEDY - 5.CYBORG AND ALL THIS OTHER LAMERS 'ROUND HERE. YOH,FUCK IT BCOZ NOW IT'S CYBORGS TURN TO FUCK OFF DA KEYZK - CYBORG OF F4CG IS GOING TO SIGN OFF E! - YEAH, WRITE THIS DOWN AND DON'T YA EVER DARE TO FORGET IT. SPEEDY IS THE VERY FIRST DUDE WHO MANAGES TO TIE UP HIS SHOE LACES AFTER BEING AWAKE FOR 24 HOURS AND BEING TOTALLY BOOZED ( THERE'S MORE ALKOHOL IN MY BODY THAN BLOODC. - SEE YA IN HELL ( NOT SUCH A NICE PLACE, I'VE BEEN THERE D! - ) .. BWAAERCFC - MASTER EFFY HERE C! - MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM REPORTING STATUS AT 7:01 AM (MORNING). CYBORG'S CONDITION : SOBER. EFFY'S CONDITION : OF COURSE SOBER, BCOZ I HAVE TO KEEP THINGS UNDER CONTROL HERE IN MY NEW PLACE C! - LEXI'S CONDITION : PEACEFUL SLEEPING, LITTLE BIT INFLUENCED BY DA ALCOHOL C. - OR PERHAPS HE'S BOOZED ?! SPEEDY'S CONDITION : TOTALLY BOOZED C! - RIGHT NOW HE'S SLEEPING IN DA SAME SEAT AS LEXI C! - MY ONLY ROOM THAT IS READY IN MY NEW HOUSE IS ALREADY LOOKING LIKE A DISCO AND METAL JOINT C! - JEEZUS, WHAT A FEELING C! - SHALL I LET A WOKEN UP LEXI TO DA KEYS ??E - 1IT'S LEXI TIME AND ALL CHILDREN'S GO TO BED NOW BCOZ ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLES FROM DA GUARDIAN ANGELS - ARGUS AND F4CG ARE VISITING YAR DREAMS TO KILL YAR BRAINS. IT'S NUTS BUT ONE GUY OF THE GA'S IS A VAMP CALLED 'LEXI' THE UNBEATABLE. BURP. LEXI IS DRUNKEN AND SO I GIVE THE KEYZ TO SOMEONE ELSE C!H - HEHE, SPEEDY AND LEXI WILL HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY READ THIS TEXTS THAT THEY HAVE WRITTEN C! - HAHA, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE IN MY ROOM, SEEING SPEEDY AND LEXI SLEEPING ON EACHOTHER, STONED AS HELL C! - NOW I'LL GIVE DA KEYS TO CYBORG E. - BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TYPE ANYMORE, AND BCOZ THE REMAINING TWO DUDES ARE LOOKING LIKE DA MOST HAPPY COUPLE ON EARTH, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO END THIS SCROLL RIGHT HERE, FEELING SOBER, WITH LOTS OF MUSIC AND FLASHLIGHTS AROUND ME, WITH STILL ENOUGH BEER TO GET BOOZED AGAIN, WITH CYBORG WHO IS WRITING HIS OWN NOTE FOR HIS CONTACTS D. - IT'S HERE THAT I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE AND HOPE TO SEE SUMTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN IN DA NEAR FUTURE, BUT NOT THIS WEEK D! - SEE YA ALL DUDES D! - EFFY FADING AWAY G.$ -