Arm by Noise
JTF (ARTIST) MADUPLEC (CODER) MEANACE (ARTIST) MUZIX (MUSIC COMPOSER) OVERALL (CODER) SILLCON (CODER) - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ - =;8641/-+(&$" ^][YWVTRQONMKJIHGFEDDCBBAA - :AABBCDDEFGHIJKMNOQRTVWY[]^ "$&(+-/1468;= - WELCOME! WELCOME TO THIS DEMO, AND THINGS LIKE THAT!! THIS F.F.S.W.M.L.I. (OR SHORT VERSION F.F.S.) WAS INVENTED BY A TRUE (IKKE AT FORVEKSLE MED ET DRIKKETRUG!) MEMBER OF NOISE (?OUT OF SOUND ERROR) - 9BY THE WAY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THIS COOL DUDE - ;^WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR (SEE??) HIS NAME - * SOUNDZ REAS^NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS^ONABLE - # (SORRY TOP, MASTER OF THE BIKE!) - WELL WELL THIS IS YOUR ALL DEAREST FRIEND: CUTTER OF NOISE SPEAKING - / TOP IS TRYING TO SAY THAT DEEP PURPLE IS GOOD - ;(BVAADRR!! IT'S NOT EVEN BETTER THAN PRINCE (THE BIG DICK)) - !4^YA' TALKING TA ME? - HH! TOP, MASTER OF THE BIKE! WAS A LAME NAME I USED FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO (I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED QUITE LAME NOW, AND BESIDES I'M NOT SPECIALLY GOOD AT RIDING A BIKE - IN FACT I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A BIKE, SO THE NAME IS JUST TOP, IN SOME CASES TOP THE GUN (JOKE! (TO THE LAMERS WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND A JOKE, HERE'S THE ANSWER: TOP THE GUN (TOPGUN (GOT IT?? - 7ROGER OVER AND OUT!!^DID YOU COUNT ALL THESE SMALL (('S - (ALSO CALLED PARENTHESIS IN PEOPLES MOUTH (FOLKEMUNDE (IKKE AT FORVEXLE MED SULTNE ETIOPIERE (A VERY HUNGRY COUNTRY (THE PEOPLE, DUMMY!! (HOW MANY PARENTHESIS HAVE I USED, TOP??^SIX^THANK YOU (LET'S END ALL THIS PARENTHESIS CRAP, OK??^OK^ - .8 JAMES BOND OVER AND OUT - !;^GANG I DEN OG SAA'EN NO'ET - NWELL LET'S HAVE A FEW BYTES OF SERIOUS TXT, EH?^NO WAY, PAL!^OK. WELL IF YOU DON'T IT THEN I CANTELL YOU THAT IT'S ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS SINCE ME OR CUTTER HAVE BEEN CODING A DEMO, AND THAT COULD EXPLAIN SOME OF THE MISSING IMAGINATION IN THIS DEMO! BUT WE WILL JUST HAVE TO GET IN THE FINGERS AGAIN! IN THE MEANTIME CUTTER'S BEEN MAKING A GAME AND I HAVE BEEN MAKING A MUSIC-ROUTINE, IT'S TRASH, IT TOOK TOO MUCH RASTER TIME (TWO AND A HALF CHARACTER).^RIGHT NOW WE'RE SITTING AT TOPS LAIR LISTNING TO HIS 'DOORS' (I'M AMAZED - HE SHOULD BE DOING SOME SHOWS WITH THEM!!) .. BY THE WAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT ME AND TOP HAS JOINED NOISE - ^NEITHER DID I, BUT WE HAVE! WE HAVE LEFT BONES OF CRAZY (GREETINGS TO YOU GUYZ (SPEC. OBIE/SPACEMAN (SPASSERMAND), JACKANAPES (ANANAS), MAX, SPOONEY AND INDO)) .. FUCKINGS GOES TO PO-8 (SOME WEIRDO FROM STAR WARS!!?!) AND TO LAME-STAME FROM - ?8 (AS BIG A LAMER AS JET - BY THE WAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT IKARI IS THE BIGGEST LAMER GROUP IN THIS PART OF THE UNIVERSE??^NO!!^THEY ARE - 5 AT THEIR OWN PARTY THEY SABOTAGED ONE GROUP'S DEMO - .; QUIT LAME, DON'T YA THINK - >CRAPPING AROUND DOING NOTHING - .1 HERE COMES TOP - 8ROGER MOORE IS OVER AND OUT^(JOKE AND THINGS LIKE THAT!) - 7BY THE OTHER WAY (NOT THE HIGHWAY), DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT MY MUSIC ROUTINE TOOK 2.5 CHARS IN RASTER TIME?^NO!^I DID NOT ASK YOU! IF YOU DID THEN GO HOME AND EAT YOUR 'ARM'CHAIR FROM LEFT TO RIGHT! GOT THAT!^NO!^SHUT UP!^OK!^INFACT IT TOOK SIX CHARS^AND TOP'S REAL NAME IS NOT (UNDERLINING NOT) JEROEN TEL - ^OH DON'T TELL THEM THAT, NOW THAT DRAX JUST BEGUN TO BELIEVE THAT I REALLY WAS JEREON TEL AND THAT HE WAS ROB HUBBARD II.. - 0NOW WE WILL GO OVER TO ANOTHER DAMN GOOD JOKE!?! - ROGER RABBIT OVER AND OUT^OK. FINE AND TASS TIME IN TOONTOWN .. ANYROAD WE HAVE DECIDED TO CUT^CUT (CUTTER (H - A> JOKE!))^THIS LITTLE SCROLL .. - YES, IT'S TRUE!! YOUR FABULOUS CRAP-TALKING HEAVY GURUS WANT TO REST A BIT .. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT PART (STAY COOL MATE^CHECK MATE!^ AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WHERE YOUR BRAIN CAN REST - (FOR SOME PEOPLE THIS WILL MEAN THAT THEY PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX ON THE SHELF - :AND A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO PO-8 (EX. MEMBER OF BONES/CRAZY): - 7GODE NYHEDER FJOLS. DIN HJERNE ER KOMMET I REST-ORDER - BYE FROM CUTTER (CTR) OF NOISE..^WELL NOW HE'S OFF AND SO WILL TOP (THAT'S ME) BE NOW! - -THE VERY END^ - + 4DEFINATELY THE END!^ - S E N D !! OR I' - .:PET HAD RESCUED A SUCKMARK - ..HOME MADE WORD - NTHEN HE COULD NOT LIE ANY MORE - AABBCCDEFFGHIJKLMOPQSTUWXZ[]_ "$&')+-/13579;=? - & WELCOME TO THIS PART OF THE ARM DEMO - *CREDITS FOR THIS PART .. CODING BY CUTTER - 5GRAFIX BY JTF OF UNIC - THE CLOCK IS RIGHT NOW THREE FORTYFOUR AND WE HAVE JUST DRUNK 2 BOXES OF BEER - THE PERSONS SPEAKING IS CUTTER OF NOISE AND JACK THE FLIPPER [ OF UNIC - (THIS DEMO IS DEDICATED TO PO EIGHTS ARM - 3OR WAS IT HIS NOSE - 7YOU SEE PO EIGHT IS MORE LIKE AN ELEPHANT THAN A HUMAN - 9HES JUST LIKE LAME STAME - DID YOU KNOW THAT LAME STAME WAS THE FIRST HUMAN BEING WHO WAS CALLED A LAMER - # .NO MORE HUMAN SACRIFICE SHE SAID - ;ILL JUST HAVE A DRY MARTINI - -JUST LET ME PUT MY UNDERWEAR IN YOUR COMPUTER - &AND WELL HAVE LOTS OF SOFTWARE BABIES. - H7 A SPLIT SECOND RULES - 5BUY IT OR DIE SUCKER - IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TASTED A TAXI FOR BREAKFAST - 6A SPLIT SECOND HAVE .. - 6AND IT TASTED KARFANG - 8EVEN THE DOGS AINT FREE - CIVILISATION IS NOT OUR CUP OF TEA SO YOULL JUST HAVE TO BEND OUR BODY ARMOUR AND TO EAT A WHOLE CAN OF JELLYBEANS - ITS A JOKE BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS CHOKE THE DAYS AND DROWN THE NIGHTS - 9BUT REMEMBER THIS .. DONT GET PUSHED AWAY BY VOODOO CRAP - .> JUMP UP ON YOUR LEGS AKIMBO - 3CHINA WHITE CHINA BLUE TIME IS CLOSING IN ON YOU - WHY HAVENT THERE BEEN ANYBODY SERVING A ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS FOR APOLLON - "WE HAVE HEARD THAT IT TASTES GOOD - WE KNOW THAT THIS IS GETTING A BIT BORING BUT WE FIGHT HELL TO HOLD YOU - 4 WHEN TOUGH ISNT ENOUGH BUY A ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS - AND NOW BEFORE WE TEARS YOUR RHYTM DOWN WE WANT TO TURN TO STONE - AND NOW .. YOUR ALMIGHTY GURUS CHANGE RECORD TO THE OLD SPLIT SECOND RECORD CALLED .BALLISTIC STATUE. - COLD AND ALONE IN THE VINYARD WE LIES LAME STAMED AND ALL BROKEN - + NOW A QUESTION TO YOU MY DEAR MR. WATSON - / HAVE YOU EVER FELT RIGOR MORTIS IN YOUR BODY - &NO YOU HAVENT BUT PLEASE CHECK IT OUT - .: AND NOW ANOTHER QUESTION - 3 WHERE DID WE LEAVE OUR HAT .HEAD. UNDER THE BED - .. CHECK IT OUT - 4SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SEES - .: DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT - ,YOU PROBAPLY THINK THAT ILLUSIONS ARE FUNNY - ;OK GUYS THE SILENT SCREAMS - $ THE SILENCE SCREAMS FOR MORE CRAP - % OH NO YOU CANT BE READING THIS FAR - 4 YOU MUST BE A HIPPIE OR AN ORIENTAL FACELIFT MASK - ./ CHECK IT OUT - ( BUT WHAT LIES INSIDE THIS HOLLOW CASK - ./ A DEMO MAYBE - 1 NO THE HORRORS OF ANOTHER BRIGHT AND SHINY DAY - WEVE GOT ANOTHER QUESTION AGAIN - HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED THE SMELL OF BUDDHA SHIVA OSIRIS .. ITS AWFUL AN INTOXICATING GAS - "MAYBE A HUMAN DISEASE WOULD HELP - DID YOU KNOW THAT FARAOS BREATH IS A COLONIEL DISCHARGE .. NO OFCOURSE YOU DIDNT COZ YOU ARE A LAMER - . OR A MINDLESS WANDERER UNDER THE DESERT SUN - ALL THESE TEXTS ARE TAKEN FROM FRANK SINATRAS CONTRIBUTION TO THE INTERNATIONAL MELODY GRAND PRIX THIS YEAR - IT CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON HIS LATEST ALBUM CALLED .IS BUDDHA THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO DRINKS SAND. - IT MUST BE THE SMELL OF HIM WHICH HAVE MADE THIS ONE OF THE MOST CRAPPIEST SCROLL TEXT FOR DECADES - 0EVERYONE SAYS THAT THEY WRITE CRAP BUT THE DONT - & WE DO AND WE FEEL GREAT AND KARFANG - .< KARFANG IS AN INSIDE JOKE - .= TAKEN FROM OUR BODY ARMOUR - LAST NIGHT WE MET A MAMBO WITCH WHO TAUGHT US SOME VOODOO CRAP AND HOW TO MAKE LEGS AKIMBO - ,IN THE LAST WAVE WE SAW THE COLOSSEUM CRASH - DIDNT YOU .. OH NO .. BECAUSE YOU CHOKED FROM THE INSIDE WHILE DRINKING ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS - WE THINK THAT WELL STOP NOW BUT NEXT TIME WE ARE BACK IT WILL BE WITH SOME MORE CRAP BUT NOT FROM RECORDS BUT FROM COMICS - 7UNTIL THEN FUCK YOUR COMMODORE SIXTY FOUR AND BE HAPPY - EXCEPTIONEL HYPER DUPER SUPER LAME ACT OF A VERY BAD AND NOT SO FINE LAME JOKE - NEXT TIME JTF WILL BRING HIS SKINNY PUPPY TEXTS AND CUTTER SAYS .THERE ARE VENGEANCE ON THE CURB. - 9THE JOKES ARE BECOMING VERY UNBEARABLE SO WELL JUST WARP - >JTF SAYS .WHAT DOES WARP MEAN. - THE ANSWER WILL COME IN THE NEXT DEMO FROM NOISE AND UNIC IN A COORPORATION BETWEEN PROGRAMMER AND MUSIC AND GRAFIX COMPEETING IN LAMENESS - :FUCK OFF AND DIE PEABRAIN - ( 8WARP WARP WARP WARP WARP - ;AND NOW WELL WARP FOR GOOD - =AND LAME STAME DIES TOMORROW - 7TOGETHER WITH PO EIGHT - - - & WELCOME TO THIS PART OF THE ARM DEMO - *CREDITS FOR THIS PART .. CODING BY CUTTER - 5GRAFIX BY JTF OF UNIC - THE CLOCK IS RIGHT NOW THREE FORTYFOUR AND WE HAVE JUST DRUNK 2 BOXES OF BEER - THE PERSONS SPEAKING IS CUTTER OF NOISE AND JACK THE FLIPPER [ OF UNIC - (THIS DEMO IS DEDICATED TO PO EIGHTS ARM - 3OR WAS IT HIS NOSE - 7YOU SEE PO EIGHT IS MORE LIKE AN ELEPHANT THAN A HUMAN - 9HES JUST LIKE LAME STAME - DID YOU KNOW THAT LAME STAME WAS THE FIRST HUMAN BEING WHO WAS CALLED A LAMER - # .NO MORE HUMAN SACRIFICE SHE SAID - ;ILL JUST HAVE A DRY MARTINI - -JUST LET ME PUT MY UNDERWEAR IN YOUR COMPUTER - &AND WELL HAVE LOTS OF SOFTWARE BABIES. - H7 A SPLIT SECOND RULES - 5BUY IT OR DIE SUCKER - IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TASTED A TAXI FOR BREAKFAST - 6A SPLIT SECOND HAVE .. - 6AND IT TASTED KARFANG - 8EVEN THE DOGS AINT FREE - CIVILISATION IS NOT OUR CUP OF TEA SO YOULL JUST HAVE TO BEND OUR BODY ARMOUR AND TO EAT A WHOLE CAN OF JELLYBEANS - ITS A JOKE BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS CHOKE THE DAYS AND DROWN THE NIGHTS - 9BUT REMEMBER THIS .. DONT GET PUSHED AWAY BY VOODOO CRAP - .> JUMP UP ON YOUR LEGS AKIMBO - 3CHINA WHITE CHINA BLUE TIME IS CLOSING IN ON YOU - WHY HAVENT THERE BEEN ANYBODY SERVING A ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS FOR APOLLON - "WE HAVE HEARD THAT IT TASTES GOOD - WE KNOW THAT THIS IS GETTING A BIT BORING BUT WE FIGHT HELL TO HOLD YOU - 4 WHEN TOUGH ISNT ENOUGH BUY A ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS - AND NOW BEFORE WE TEARS YOUR RHYTM DOWN WE WANT TO TURN TO STONE - AND NOW .. YOUR ALMIGHTY GURUS CHANGE RECORD TO THE OLD SPLIT SECOND RECORD CALLED .BALLISTIC STATUE. - COLD AND ALONE IN THE VINYARD WE LIES LAME STAMED AND ALL BROKEN - + NOW A QUESTION TO YOU MY DEAR MR. WATSON - / HAVE YOU EVER FELT RIGOR MORTIS IN YOUR BODY - &NO YOU HAVENT BUT PLEASE CHECK IT OUT - .: AND NOW ANOTHER QUESTION - 3 WHERE DID WE LEAVE OUR HAT .HEAD. UNDER THE BED - .. CHECK IT OUT - 4SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SEES - .: DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT - ,YOU PROBAPLY THINK THAT ILLUSIONS ARE FUNNY - ;OK GUYS THE SILENT SCREAMS - $ THE SILENCE SCREAMS FOR MORE CRAP - % OH NO YOU CANT BE READING THIS FAR - 4 YOU MUST BE A HIPPIE OR AN ORIENTAL FACELIFT MASK - ./ CHECK IT OUT - ( BUT WHAT LIES INSIDE THIS HOLLOW CASK - ./ A DEMO MAYBE - 1 NO THE HORRORS OF ANOTHER BRIGHT AND SHINY DAY - WEVE GOT ANOTHER QUESTION AGAIN - HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED THE SMELL OF BUDDHA SHIVA OSIRIS .. ITS AWFUL AN INTOXICATING GAS - "MAYBE A HUMAN DISEASE WOULD HELP - DID YOU KNOW THAT FARAOS BREATH IS A COLONIEL DISCHARGE .. NO OFCOURSE YOU DIDNT COZ YOU ARE A LAMER - . OR A MINDLESS WANDERER UNDER THE DESERT SUN - ALL THESE TEXTS ARE TAKEN FROM FRANK SINATRAS CONTRIBUTION TO THE INTERNATIONAL MELODY GRAND PRIX THIS YEAR - IT CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON HIS LATEST ALBUM CALLED .IS BUDDHA THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO DRINKS SAND. - IT MUST BE THE SMELL OF HIM WHICH HAVE MADE THIS ONE OF THE MOST CRAPPIEST SCROLL TEXT FOR DECADES - 0EVERYONE SAYS THAT THEY WRITE CRAP BUT THE DONT - & WE DO AND WE FEEL GREAT AND KARFANG - .< KARFANG IS AN INSIDE JOKE - .= TAKEN FROM OUR BODY ARMOUR - LAST NIGHT WE MET A MAMBO WITCH WHO TAUGHT US SOME VOODOO CRAP AND HOW TO MAKE LEGS AKIMBO - ,IN THE LAST WAVE WE SAW THE COLOSSEUM CRASH - DIDNT YOU .. OH NO .. BECAUSE YOU CHOKED FROM THE INSIDE WHILE DRINKING ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS - WE THINK THAT WELL STOP NOW BUT NEXT TIME WE ARE BACK IT WILL BE WITH SOME MORE CRAP BUT NOT FROM RECORDS BUT FROM COMICS -