Ain't it Funky Now by The Black Lords
AQ!1 - BR"2 - CS#3 - DT$4 - EU%5 - FV&6 - GW'7 - HX(8 - IY)9 - JZ*: - K[+; - L/,< - M]-= - N^.> - O_/? - - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ / - ELCOME TO A DEMO BY - OT ANOTHER OF THOSE LAME FLICKERING, MEMORYFILLING AND NEUROTIC BULLSHIT-DEMOS.... - !!!! _ - ND THIZ TIME WE EVEN GAVE THE SHIT A COOL NAME: IT IS CALLED " - OW!?) _ - HIZ IS THE FIRST OF 4 PARTS AND - DON'T HOPE THAT YOU LIKE ANY OF THEM! ( - OZ' IF YA DO, YOU'VE GOT BAD TASTE!!)... _ - UTOFIRE IS WRITING TEXT FOR THIZ EXTREMELY EXITING (?) SCREEN... _ - ELL, LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE NAMES OF THE PERSONS WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIZ MESS... _ - ND THEY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIZ: _ - ODE, PSYCHO-TEXT, HALF THE GRAFIX AND MUSIC-RIP-RAP-RUP BY - HE REST OF THE GRAFIX AND SOME SICK IDEAS WAS BY - IZE... _ - ND THE MUSIC WAS OFFCOURSE COMPOSED BY - UNN FOR THE GAME " - LATOON"... _ - KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN USED QUITE A FEW TIMES IN OTHER DEMOS, BUT IT IS STILL EXTREMELY COOL!! _ - AM WRITING THIZ TEXT IN THE - AM LISTENING TO THE MUSIC IN IT, DONE BY - HAT MUSIC GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES EVERYTIME - 'M WRITING SOMETHING... - T'S NOT THAT IT AIN'T FAB-GREAT-COOL-FANTASTIC-WILD!! - UT THAT'S NOT THE FACT AFTER HAVING WRITTEN 447234 TEXTS!!!!) _ - OW ABOUT MAKING A SOUND ON-OFF OPTION, CAUSE - AM TO LAZY TO MOVE MY ARM OVER TO THE VOLUMECONTROL ON MY MONITOR... - LEASE!? _ - OW THAT WE ARE TALKIN' MUSIC... - HY THE FUCK DOES A MUSICROUTINE+NOTES+SOUNDSETUP TAKE UP THAT FUCKIN' MUCH MEMORY?!? - T'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT A PIECE OF MUSIC CAN USE 6K OF MY RAM... - OW ABOUT MAKIN' A COMPACT ROUTINE!!! _ - ALKIN' ABOUT CHRISTMAS ... - HY THE HELL HAVEN'T ANYONE MADE THE ULTIMATE CRUNCHER-PACKER-COMPRESSOR WHICH MAKES A FILE TAKE UP 0 BLOCKS ON MY DISKS.... - HAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! - OW ABOUT MAKIN' SUCH A PACKER BEFORE - REALLY DO MAKE IT, - NOTHER ONE IN YOUR 10.000 PIECE COLLECTION OF - ACKERS!!! _ - WANT TO BORE YOU WITH THE MEMBERLIST.... ( - HE COMPLETE NON HARD WORKING - LONG HAIRED - SON OF BITCHES - PIMPLEFACE - TOP TO BOTTOM WHOLE ASS - URINAL FIXED - MEMBERS OF - ORDS ARE : _ - HO HAVE NEVER MADE ONE SINGLE BYTE OF CODE WHICH IS PLACED BEHIND THE RIGHT BYTE WHICH IS JUST BEFORE THE ONE BYTE WHICH COULD MAKE HIS ROUTINES WORK!!!?) ....... _ - HO HAVE MADE EVEN LESS COOL CODE THAN THE NEXT DUDE...) _ - ROBABLY EVEN MORE COOL THAN A CUP OF HOT COFFEE! ( - EHEHE! )) _ - OW ABOUT MAKING A TRANSFORMER-ROUTINE WHICH CAN CONVERT YA - MIGA-PICS TO THE HUMBLE 64.... - 'VE GOT THE NAME ALLREADY... HOW DOES " - " SOUND TO YOU!!!! - KNOW THAT THE 64 DOESN'T HAVE 4096 COLORS, BUT IT IS NOT THE HARDWARE WHO'S RESPONSIBLE... - T'S THE LACKINGG PROGRAMMIN'-SKILLS IN THE BRAIN OF THE LAMER BEHIND THE KEYBOARD!!!) - AM EVEN MORE COOL THAN A FEMALE PENGUIN WHO HAS AN ICECREAM UP HER ASS... _ - HILE SLEEPIN' IN A REFRIGERATOR AND SUCKIN' THE DICK OF A POLAR BEAR!!! _ - 'M ALSO THE ONLY MEMBER OF - ORDS WHO IS ABLE TO MAKE THE WHOLE SCREEN FLICKER IN REALTIME!! ( - HAVE ACTUALLY CONVERTED THE ROUTINE TO FORTH, PASCAL, SIMONS BASIC, COMAL 80, FORTH, BASIC V2.0, FORTH, COMAL 80 AND EVEN PASCAL!!!)) _ - HAT FUCKIN' FLY HAS BEEN BUGGIN' ME FOR A WHILE NOW.... - T IS LYING ON TOP OF MY PLATE NOW.......... - EAD AS A DOUGHNUT! - ND THE FUCKER IS COVERING THE PLATE... - T'S BACK IS ABOUT 0.5 METRES WIDE AND IT IS .00001 MICRO-MILLI-METRES TALL!!!!! _ - LEASE PRESS DOWN THE FOLLOWING KEYS TO ENTER THE NEXT PART: - R JUST SLAM YOUR HEAD ONTO THE KEYBOARD, BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE SMART!) TO SEE A REAL BORING SCREEN. _ - UT FIRST TAKE 794,183 PENCILS AND ABOUT 67 TONS OF PAPER AND SEE IF YOU REMEMBER THE ART OF WRITING BY HAND, WHEN YOU WRITE DOWN THE ADRESS AT WHICH YOU CAN CONTACT US!!!!!!!!! _ - RITE TO _ - _9440 - AQ!1 - BR"2 - CS#3 - DT$4 - EU%5 - FV&6 - GW'7 - HX(8 - IY)9 - JZ*: - K[+; - L/,< - M]-= - N^.> - O_/? - - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF - ]IS WRITING THE DOG-TURN - S=TTUUVVWWXXYYZZ[[/]]^^__ !!""# - THE HUMAN AUTOFI -