A Very Wanderer Xmas by Swappas with Attitude
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO OUR SHORT STORY - A TALE OF BAD BOYS AND SANTA'S GLORY - FINALLY WE COME TO CHRISTMAS MORNING - A STOCKING FULL OF POO WITH NO WARNING - - CCBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTUVBBWXBBZBB" BB*(BB[[[[. - THIS IS THE STORY OF A BAD LITTLE BOY A TALE FOR SOME OF CHRISTMAS JOY A BOY SO BAD SOME WANTED TO LYNCH HE WAS WORSE THAN THAT NASTY GRINCH - IN CANADA, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS NIGHT A JOLLY FAT MAN FLYING LEFT TO RIGHT WITH WISHES FROM GOOD LITTLE CHILDREN AND FOR ALL SURPRISES TO GIVE THEM - DOWN THE CHIMNEY AND INTO THE HOUSE NOTHING WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE FIRST HE'D EAT HIS MILK AND COOKIES THEN FILL THE STOCKING WITH GOODIES - 'WHAT'S THIS', HE CRIED, AT THE TABLE 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MILK?!?' HE WAS SO UPSET HE COULDN'T EVEN RHYME IT WASN'T MUCH TO ASK FOR HIS TIME - SO HE CHECKED HIS LIST OF GOOD AND BAD TOO SEE IF ANY REVENGE COULD BE HAD 'MIKE LALONDE, I SEE, HE'S BEEN RUDE' 'A TENDENCY TO BE VERY CRUDE' - HE SCRATCHED HIS CHIN AND THEN HE KNEW HE'D FILL THE STOCKING WITH SANTA POO! JUMPING ON THE MANTLE AND WITH A SIGH HE LIGHTENED THE LOAD SO HE COULD FLY - WITH A HEARTY LAUGH AND AND EMPTY TUM THE JOLLY FAT MAN CONTINUED HIS RUN LEAVING BEHIND A NICE FULL STOCKING A SURPRISE FOR MIKEY IN THE MORNING - THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO OUR SHORT STORY A TALE OF BAD BOYS AND SANTA'S GLORY FINALLY WE COME TO CHRISTMAS MORNING A STOCKING FULL OF POO WITH NO WARNING - AS WE LEAVE THIS JOYOUS CHRISTMAS TALE KNOW THAT BAD BOY'S WISHES ALWAYS FAIL LIGHT FELL ON THE SNOW WITH A GLEAM LISTEN, YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIS SCREAM - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE C64 SCENE!!! EXCEPT WANDERER OF COURSE... BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE! AND WE ALL FUCKING HATE HIM! REJOICE! - HMERRY FUCKING XMAS FROM KHT -