A Load of Old Shit by Horizon
KJER OF HORIZON - - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
KJER OF HORIZON - - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
- AT LAST, THE LAZY GUYS IN HORIZON PRESENT: A LOAD OF OLD SHIT RELEASED 901003 THE CURRENT ACTIVE HORIZON MEMBERS ARE... BAGDER , KJER JUDGE , PERNOD MASTERMIND BOOGALOO,ZAGOR AND EXILON!!! BMX - AB DARK TIMES HAVE COME... THE KINGDOM OF THE 64 HAS BEEN GREAT FOR NUMEROUS YEARS, BUT THE DARK FORCES OF THE - ARE CLOSE TO ENTER THE WASTELANDS... THE - WILL FADE, AND THE DARK AGE WILL COME... - WILL RING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE - WHILE SAVING... - AC THE GALLANT KNIGHTS OF - ARE BACK AGAIN TO - ACPEOPLE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT - WERE DEAD, BUT THIS - FOR THIS DEMO... - , AND SOMETIMES BY THOSE NICE PEOPLE WHO MAKE SUCH NICE GRAFIX FOR US... NOW IT'S TIME TO BURN OFF THE GREETZ. I (BOOGALOO) DON'T HAVE THE GREETINGS LIST, SO IF YOU ARE NOT MENTIONED, DON'T KILL ME FOR THAT... - WANTS TO GREET....... - , AND PROBABLY SOME MORE GUYS, BUT IN THIS HURRY I CANNOT REMEMBER YOU ALL... TILL NEXT TIME, - IN THE NEXT PART, PRESS FIRE TO SEE WHATTHE COMPUTER IS DOING... - KVARNBERGSV 41BZO - 141 45 HUDDINGERO - ' HOPE YOU'VE NOTICEDT - $OR JUDGIE? NO, WRO - CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT7 - 'S A GOOD PAINTER, PERNO - CROLL/MEGASTYLE INC - BED 18.00, SLEEP TILL] - A TAPE RECORDER!)) - NOTICE HOW FUN I HAD WITH TH= - AC TIME TO CRUNCH MY FRIEND+] - KJER FLYING AWAY...A - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
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**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"HZ/SKATE-NINJA!!",8,1: SEARCHING FOR HZ/SKATE-NINJA!! LOADING READY. RUN - THE CREDITS WONT BE NECESSARY [[[ OK/ AT FIRST YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I MADE THIS MAINLY FOR SHOWING YOU SOME GRAPHICS/ THE CODE AINT THAT AWESOME[ SO/ CODE AND GRAPHICS BY PERNOD[ MUSIC BY BOOGALOO/ OR SKYLINE/ IF YOU LIKE THAT BETTER[ FOR SOME MONTHS I HAVE THOUGHT THAT THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO MAKE ON THIS MACHINE/ SO I HAVENT HAD THE RIGHT INSPIRATION TO DO SOMETHING[ I MEAN/ MOST TRICKS ARE EVEN FAMILIAR TO LAME GROUPS/ SO WHATS THE POINT FOR US TO MAKE THEM[[[ BUT SOME OF THE OTHER PARTS CONTAIN HIGH STANDARD CODE WHICH ISNT THAT BAD[[[ AND WE HAVE SOME NEW THINGS UNDER DEVELOPMENT RIGHT NOW[ FOR EXAMPLE I HAVE A NEW PART THAT GIVES ME INSPIRATION TO CODE AND NOT TO BE LAZY/ BECAUSE THAT ONE WILL SHOCK YOU ALL[ AND KJER IS ALSO WORKING ON A VERY COOL PART/ AND SO ARE THE OTHERS OF HZ[[[ I ALSO WANT TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO MY PALS IN HZ FOR EXTREME LAZYNESS/ BUT DONT BLAME ME TO HARD/ CAUSE THE POST SEEMS TO SCREW UP NOW AND THEN[[[ CU/ PERNOD IS OFF] - FYEFPPPPP P [FBA - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -
- $" ^/ZXVTRPNLJHFDB - HI AGAIN, GUYS!!! YES^, IT IS TRUE. IT REALLY IS BOOG_ALOO AGAIN!!! IT MUST BE BO]RING FOR YOU TO READ MY BULLSHIT IN ALL THE PARTS, BUT I CANNOT HELP IT! I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN HORIZON WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO LINK THIS SHIT ALL BY MYSELF!!! CREDITS... CODE AND GRAPHICS BY JUDGE, AND MUSIC BY ME, BOOGALOO. I THINK THIS DEMO LACKS SOME GREETINGS, SO I (BOOGALOO) WILL TAKE THE CHANCE TO BURN OFF MY PERSONAL GREETINGS.... FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA GREET JUDGE, WHO MADE THIS AWESOME PART, AND TRUSTED ME ENOUGH TO LET ME WRITE THE ENTIRE SCROLL TEXT! THEN I WANT TO GREET ALL THE REST OF MY FRIENDS IN HORIZON FOR NOT KILLING ME WITH THEIR SNAKES!!! I ALSO WANNA GREET THE BMX-NINJA-LAZER-SKATERS FOR NOT THROWING NINJA SPELLS ON MY MOUNTAIN-BIKE!!! I WANNA GREET LAZER-MISSILE-SNAIL-BENDER BAGDER (FOR BEING SO VERY ROUNDKICK ALL THE TIME!) , KICKSHIT-ROUNDABOUT KJER (FOR BEING ALLERGIC TO ASSEMBLERS, AND LAMING AROUND AS USUAL) , STONE-NINJA-SNAILSHIT ZAGOR (FOR NOT LETTING ME INTO THE HOLY GRAAL, AND FOR ALWAYS SENDING ME HIS BROKEN COMPUTER WHEN HE HAS BROKEN IT) , SKATE-RASTA-KICKMISSILE EXILON (FOR HELPING ME WITH THE GIANT WORK OF LINKING THIS DEMO, AND FOR USING THE LAMEST ASSEMBLER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN) , NINJAX-SWAPX-DISKLOOSER-KICKER PERNOD (FOR BEING LAME, AND FOR HIS FAST SENDINGS!!!) , NINJA-BMX-SKATE-MACHINE MASTERMIND (FOR BEING VERY LAME, AND FOR HAVING VIRUSES ON ALL HIS DISKS THREE DAYS AFTER HE HAS BOUGHT HIS AMIGA) , BEBOP-KICKER-COOOOL KAJ (FOR ALWAYS KILLING EVERYONE, AND FOR ALWAYS CALLING ME WHEN I AM ASLEEP) , YIEHAA-ROUNDKICK-BMX-NINJA JANINE (FOR UNDERSTANDING MY PERFECT GERMAN, AND FOR WAKING ME UP WITH THE PHONE, JUST TO HANG UP WHEN I ANSWER) , SNAKE-COWWRESTLER BAPPALANDER (FOR GOOD FRIENDSHIP AND FOR NICE MUZAX) , MAKAROOOOONI-KICKSHIT-CLOUDKICKER GEGGIN (FOR BEING ONE OF MY COOLEST MATES, AND FOR BEING A COOL PARTNER AT WORK) THESE GREETINGS SHOULD BE ENOUGH. NOW I AM TIRED, AND I AM IN A HURRY TO CRUNCH THIS SHIT, SO..... BYE FROM BOOGALOO..................... - 8DKJER OF HORIZON -