After Burner USA by ThievesGuild
ERYBODY... MAYBE EVEN GIVE IT BACK TO - - TRAIGHT FROM THE CRIB, UH, - UILD COMES ANOTHER KOOL BEANS WARE- IT'S - GIVE THIS GAME ABOUT A 7 OUT OF 10. - Y THE WAY, NO THANKS TO - FOR THEIR PAIN IN THE ASS, SPEED CHANGING!, DATA MANIPULATING, CODE ENCODING, DRIVE BANGING, DISK EATING, 12 MUFFIN' EATIN' COPY PROTECTION SCHEME. - HO SAYS YA NEED A 8 - OU'SE GUYS CAN GIVE THIS WARE TO EVERYBODY... MAYBE EVEN GIVE IT BACK TO - LL YOU NEED IS FAST HACKEM, FASTCOPY. - ETTER NOT FILE COPY, CAUSE THE HIGH SCORES BE SAVED TO A SPECIAL, NON-ALLOCATED PLACE- YA KNOW WHAT - REETINGS TO THE - AWG, LIVE & IN YOUR FACE). - ELL BOYS AND GIRLS, - OLF IS NEXT ON THE LIST OF WONDERFUL HACKS.. SHOULD BE PRETTY COOL. - UILD REPRESENTATIVE SOON FOR A - GIVE THAT GAME AN EIGHT. - T'S QUITE DIFFICULT AND HAS LOT'SA ACTION. - LY LEFT, RIGHT, UP, AND DOWN, PRESSING THE BUTTON WILDLY TO FIRE MACHINE GUNS. - O USE MISSILES, FIRST GET A LOCK ON THE ENEMY PLANE (INDICATED BY THE PLANE FLASHING) AND HOLD THE BUTTON DOWN ABOUT A SECOND TO BLAST HIS ASS. - S FAR AS HOW YOU ROLL THE PLANE, DON'T ASK ME, - GUESS IT JUST HAPPENS. - F YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT PLAYS, GO BUY YOUR OWN DAMN GAME... WE'VE PROBABLY ALREADY HACKED IT TOO! - PEAKING OF HACKS, OUR LATEST RELEASES INCLUDE - ELL, FOLKS, THAT'S ABOUT ALL FOR NOW-- ENJOY THE GAME, AND BE SURE TO SPREAD IT AROUND TO EVERYBODY. - AWG HERE, SAYING "LATER, HOMIES!!!" ( - HESE RANTINGS ARE THE OPINIONS OF - AWG AND NOT NECESSARILY OF - UILD!) - TTTTPPPPTHHETADC ADA -