Sauron's Demo by The Lords
OAJT OF - - : - " - - - NEEDLE OF UC , DR NO OF ACC , CONQUEST O - OLE ANDREAS GRYTDAL VARNAVEIEN 57B 1500 MOSS NORWAY (032) 66673 - OF - - : - " - - - - HELLOOOO !!!! I'M BACK WITH THIS DEMO WHICH CONTAINS SOME MUSIC AND SCROLL. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY INTRO BY ME SINCE TRAPDEMO YOU'RE RIGHT. I'VE LEARNT SOME MC ,CRACKED AND MADE TRAINER ON SOME GAMES AND WORKED REALLY HARD AT SCHOOL ...(JOKE!!) FIRST THE ALWAYSCOMING GREETINGS. THE GREETINGS GOES TO : RAW DEAL INC (THANKS FOR GOOD GAMES) , THE NEEDLE OF UC , DR NO OF ACC , CONQUEST OF THE GOOLDEN TRIANGLE , LCD (VERY GOOD FRIENDS) AND DIABLO (THANKS FOR THE TIPS). ALSO GREETINGS TO ALL OTHER CRACKER , HACKER (DON'T HACK OUT SOMETHING OF MY INTRO !!) , INTROMAKERS AND IMPORTERS. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME , THEN CALL (032) 66673 NORWAY AND ASK FOR OLE OR LOOK AT 0F00 FOR MY FULL ADRESS. NOW U2 WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. HI !! THIS IS U2 TALKING. I WANT TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE MACHINE YOU ALL SHOULD GO OUT AND BUY IMMEDIATELY. IT IS A 16 BIT MACHINE WITH SUPERB GRAPHICS AND A WEALTH OF SOFTWARE HOUSES SUPPORTING IT. ANY GUESESS ??? AMIGA ? NO , OF COURSE IT'S NOT AN AMIGA, IT'S THE MEGACHEAP ATARI ST. WHO WANTS A HIGHLY EXPENSIVE MACHINE WITH GURU MEDITATING, NO MIDI INTERFACE AND VERY LITTLE SOFTWARE ? THOSE OF YOU WHO IS STILL THINKING OF BUYING AN AMIGA SHOULD HAVE THEIR HEADS AND WALLETS EXAMINED. IF YOU'RE STILL NOT CONVINCED YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING STARGLIDER ON THE ST. IF YOU ARE STILL READING I WILL START WITH THE GREETINGS. I WANT TO GREET: BIRDY OF SCC ( SCOTTISH OF COURSE ), STEVE OF 1001 CREW, TIM OF PUREBYTE (SEND MY DISKS NOW!!!) AND JARLE.....THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE CAN GO AND SHOOT THEMSELVES: BAD GADGET, ALL SOCIALISTS AND EVERYBODY WHO SLAG OFF THE ST. IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAPPEN TO OWN AN ATARI ST AND WANT TO SWAP NEW PROGRAMS, JUST WRITE TO ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADRESS: HUGO LUNDHAUG , VANG , 1570 DILLING , NORWAY OR CALL (032) 65965. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE PLAYING THE PBM (PLAY BY MAIL) GAME MIDGARD YOU COULD ALSO WRITE TO ME..... THIS MUSIC IS REALLY GREAT !! I HOPE SOME OF THE MUSICIANS WILL CHANGE TO THE ST ! WHEN IT COMES TO REAL MUSIC I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TO LISTEN TO U2, SIMPLE MINS AND JEAN-MICHEL JARRE. THOSE OF YOU WHO READ BOOKS, SHOULD READ LORDS OF THE RINGS, NINE PRINCESS IN AMBER AND WAR OF POWERS......THAT'S IT FROM ME NOW YOU HAVE READ U2'S TEXT , BUT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT SO DON'T COMPLAIN AT ME.....I DON'T LIKE HIS MUSIC STYLE EITHER TOO EXCEPT JEAN MICHEL JARRE WHO IS REALLY FANTASTIC. MESSEAGE TO RDI....MAYBE I VISIT YOU IN MY WINTERHOLIDAY OR SOME OTHER DAY BECAUSE I'M IN OSLO EVERY MONTH.... NOW READ THE JOKES WHICH ENDS HIS SCROLL.............. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEDE WITH MEDAL OF WAR????? A THIEF........ WHAT IS ACID RAIN???? A SWEDE IN PARACHUTE....... A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER OF A CAR WITH REGISTRATION NUMBER DA74568756129087347689..HE HAS TO MOVE HIS CAR BECAUSE THE NUMBERPLATE BLOCKS THE WAY......AND NOW A VERY LOOOONG ONE TO FINISH THIS TEXT A YOUNG ITALIEN STAYED AT A CHRISTIAN HOTEL. HE WAS NOT PLEASED AND WROTE A LETTER TO THE DIRECTOR.........DEAR SIGNORE DIRETTORE. NOW I AM TELLA YOU STORY WOT I WAS ATREATED AT YOUR HOTELLA. I AM A-COMMA FROM ROMA AS TOURIST TO LONDON AND STAY ASS A YOUNGA CHRISTIAN MAN AT YOUR HOTELLA. WHEN I COMMA TO MY ROOM I SEE THERE IS NO SHEET ON MY BED. SO I CALLA DOWN TO RECEPTIONE AND TELLA: I WANTA SHEET. THEY TELLA ME: YOU GO TO TOILET. I SAY: NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDA ME. I WANTA SHEET IN MY BED! YOU BETTER NOT SHEET IN YOUR BED YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH! WHAT IS A SONNA-WA BEACH? I AGO DOWN DOWNE FOR BREAKFAST IN RISTORANTE. I ORDEREGG AND BACON AND TWO PIECES OF TOAST. I GETTA ONLY ONE PIECE OF TOAST. I TELLA WAITRESS AND POINT AT TOAST: I WANTA PIECE! SHE TELLA ME : YOU GO TO TOILET. I SAY: NO, NO I WANTA PIECE ON MY PLATE! YOU BLOODY WELLA NOT PISS ON THE PLATE! SHE SCREAMS. YOU GO TO TOILET! WHY IS YOUR STAFF ALWAYS SAYING : GO TO TOILET? IS THAT A MODERN BRITISH TELLA? YOU KNOW, I AM 23 YEARS OLS AND I KNOWE FOR MYSELF WHEN I WANTA TO GO TO TOILET. THEN IN THE EVENING I AGO DOWNE TO RISTORANTE FOR DINNER. SPOON AND KNIFE IS *+0+11+4 ON THE TABLE. BUT NO FOCK. I TELLA WAITRESS: I WANTA FOCK! AND SHE TELLA ME: SURE, EVERYONE WANTA FOCK. I TELLA HER: NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDA ME. I WANTA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SO YOU WANTA FOCK ON THIS TABLE? GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE! HOW COMMA THIS CHRISTIAN HOTELLA TELLA GUESTS IN SUCH A MANNER? SO I GO DOWN TO RECEPTIONE AND ASK FOR BILL. I NO WANTA TO STAY IN THIS HOTELLA NO MORRO. WHEN I HAVE A-PAID THE A-BILLA THE PORTER SAY TO ME: THANK TOU AND PISS ON YOU. I SAY: PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH, I NOW GO BACK TO ITALY. DIRETTORE, I NEVER GONNA STAY IN YOUR HOTELLA NO MORRO, YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH. SINCERLY LUIGI BRAMPIANIO, ROMA .... BEY SAURON 15-02-87 - '%"%" " ^ ^[^[Y[YVYVTVTRTROROMOMJMJHJ - I'M BACK WITH THIS DEMO WHICH CONTAINS SOME MUSIC AND SCROLL. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY INTRO BY ME SINCE TRAPDEMO YOU'RE RIGHT. I'VE LEARNT SOME MC ,CRACKED AND MADE TRAINER ON SOME GAMES AND WORKED REALLY HARD AT SCHOOL - (JOKE!!) FIRST THE ALWAYSCOMING GREETINGS. THE GREETINGS GOES TO : RAW DEAL INC (THANKS FOR GOOD GAMES) , THE NEEDLE OF UC , DR NO OF ACC , CONQUEST OF THE GOOLDEN TRIANGLE , LCD (VERY GOOD FRIENDS) AND DIABLO (THANKS FOR THE TIPS). ALSO GREETINGS TO ALL OTHER CRACKER , HACKER (DON'T HACK OUT SOMETHING OF MY INTRO !!) , INTROMAKERS AND IMPORTERS. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME , THEN CALL (032) - 73 NORWAY AND ASK FOR OLE OR LOOK AT 0F00 FOR MY FULL ADRESS. NOW U2 WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. - HI !! THIS IS U2 TALKING. I WANT TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE MACHINE YOU ALL SHOULD GO OUT AND BUY IMMEDIATELY. IT IS A 16 BIT MACHINE WITH SUPERB GRAPHICS AND A WEALTH OF SOFTWARE HOUSES SUPPORTING IT. ANY GUESESS - E AMIGA ? NO , OF COURSE IT'S NOT AN AMIGA, IT'S THE MEGACHEAP ATARI ST. WHO WANTS A HIGHLY EXPENSIVE MACHINE WITH GURU MEDITATING, NO MIDI INTERFACE AND VERY LITTLE SOFTWARE ? THOSE OF YOU WHO IS STILL THINKING OF BUYING AN AMIGA SHOULD HAVE THEIR HEADS AND WALLETS EXAMINED. IF YOU'RE STILL NOT CONVINCED YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING STARGLIDER ON THE ST. IF YOU ARE STILL READING I WILL START WITH THE GREETINGS. I WANT TO GREET: BIRDY OF SCC ( SCOTTISH OF COURSE ), STEVE OF 1001 CREW, TIM OF PUREBYTE (SEND MY DISKS NOW - THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE CAN GO AND SHOOT THEMSELVES: BAD GADGET, ALL SOCIALISTS AND EVERYBODY WHO SLAG OFF THE ST. IF ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAPPEN TO OWN AN ATARI ST AND WANT TO SWAP NEW PROGRAMS, JUST WRITE TO ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADRESS: HUGO LUNDHAUG , VANG , 1570 DILLING , NORWAY OR CALL (032) 65965. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE PLAYING THE PBM (PLAY BY MAIL) GAME MIDGARD YOU COULD ALSO WRITE TO ME - _THIS MUSIC IS REALLY GREAT !! I HOPE SOME OF THE MUSICIANS WILL CHANGE TO THE ST ! WHEN IT COMES TO REAL MUSIC I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU TO LISTEN TO U2, SIMPLE MINS AND JEAN-MICHEL JARRE. THOSE OF YOU WHO READ BOOKS, SHOULD READ LORDS OF THE RINGS, NINE PRINCESS IN AMBER AND WAR OF POWERS - .1THAT'S IT FROM ME - NOW YOU HAVE READ U2'S TEXT , BUT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT SO DON'T COMPLAIN AT ME - I DON'T LIKE HIS MUSIC STYLE EITHER TOO EXCEPT JEAN MICHEL JARRE WHO IS REALLY FANTASTIC. MESSEAGE TO RDI - MAYBE I VISIT YOU IN MY WINTERHOLIDAY OR SOME OTHER DAY BECAUSE I'M IN OSLO EVERY MONTH - * NOW READ THE JOKES WHICH ENDS HIS SCROLL - *WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEDE WITH MEDAL OF WAR - .3 WHAT IS ACID RAIN - 4A SWEDE IN PARACHUTE - A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER OF A CAR WITH REGISTRATION NUMBER DA74568756129087347689..HE HAS TO MOVE HIS CAR BECAUSE THE NUMBERPLATE BLOCKS THE WAY - .0AND NOW A VERY L - O:NG ONE TO FINISH THIS TEXT - A YOUNG ITALIEN STAYED AT A CHRISTIAN HOTEL. HE WAS NOT PLEASED AND WROTE A LETTER TO THE DIRECTOR - DEAR SIGNORE DIRETTORE. NOW I AM TELLA YOU STORY WOT I WAS ATREATED AT YOUR HOTELLA. I AM A-COMMA FROM ROMA AS TOURIST TO LONDON AND STAY ASS A YOUNGA CHRISTIAN MAN AT YOUR HOTELLA. WHEN I COMMA TO MY ROOM I SEE THERE IS NO SHEET ON MY BED. SO I CALLA DOWN TO RECEPTIONE AND TELLA: I WANTA SHEET. THEY TELLA ME: YOU GO TO TOILET. - I SAY: NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDA ME. I WANTA SHEET IN MY BED! YOU BETTER NOT SHEET IN YOUR BED YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH! WHAT IS A SONNA-WA BEACH? I AGO DOWN DOWNE FOR BREAKFAST IN RISTORANTE. I ORDEREGG AND BACON AND TWO PIECES OF TOAST. I GETTA ONLY ONE PIECE OF TOAST. I TELLA WAITRESS AND POINT AT TOAST: I WANTA PIECE! SHE TELLA ME : YOU GO TO TOILET. I SAY: NO, NO I WANTA PIECE ON MY PLATE! YOU BLOODY WELLA NOT PISS ON THE PLATE! SHE SCREAMS. YOU GO TO TOILET! - WHY IS YOUR STAFF ALWAYS SAYING : GO TO TOILET? IS THAT A MODERN BRITISH TELLA? YOU KNOW, I AM 23 YEARS OLS AND I KNOWE FOR MYSELF WHEN I WANTA TO GO TO TOILET. THEN IN THE EVENING I AGO DOWNE TO RISTORANTE FOR DINNER. SPOON AND KNIFE IS LAID OUT ON THE TABLE. BUT NO FOCK. I TELLA WAITRESS: I WANTA FOCK! AND SHE TELLA ME: SURE, EVERYONE WANTA FOCK. I TELLA HER: NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDA ME. I WANTA FOCK ON THE TABLE. - SO YOU WANTA FOCK ON THIS TABLE? - GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE! HOW COMMA THIS CHRISTIAN HOTELLA TELLA GUESTS IN SUCH A MANNER? SO I GO DOWN TO RECEPTIONE AND ASK FOR BILL. I NO WANTA TO STAY IN THIS HOTELLA NO MORRO. - WHEN I HAVE A-PAID THE A-BILLA THE PORTER SAY TO ME: THANK TOU AND PISS ON YOU. I SAY: PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH, I NOW GO BACK TO ITALY. DIRETTORE, I NEVER GONNA STAY IN YOUR HOTELLA NO MORRO, YOU SONNA-WA-BEACH. - "SINCERLY LUIGI BRAMPIANIO, ROMA - %'%"%" " ^ ^[^[Y[YVYVTVTRTROROMOMJMJHJ -