Miss Ass'87 by Anti Fucking Beginners Society
OOOO HCS IS A DESEASE AFBS IS THE CURE YYEEEAAAAHHH .. IT'S AFBS TIME AGAIN AND TODAYS STORY IS ABOUT THE COPY-PARTY AT JOHNS, BUT BEFORE THE STORY STARTS A FEW RIDDLES . WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HCS AND DOG-SHIT .... THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE AND WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HCS AND HUMAN SHIT. THE SHIT SMELLS BETTER HAHAHA YES,WE HATE HCS/5005 , BUT ANYWAY WHO DOESN'T. HEY HK-ASS, YOU BETTER TRY TO KEEP YOUR PHONEBILL LOW, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SELL TV'S FOREVER. HERE IT FINALY IS , WHERE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR....... THE STORY: => IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH OF FEBRUARY AND THERE IS A COPY-PARTY AT JOHNS PLACE, BUT ALL THE GUYS HE HAD INVITED TO COME, DIDN'T SHOW UP. AND THERE HE STOOD . HIS ONLY GASTS WERE HIS MEMBERS WHICH ARE EVEN UGLIER THAN HE IS. THEY WERE BORED LIKE HELL. SUDDENLY HK-ASS GOT AN IDEA , HE RAN OUTSIDE AND GOT HIMSELF A PIG (ZEN),TOOK IT TO HIS PLACE AND STARTED TO FUCK THE PIG FROM BEHIND. THE PIG ENJOYED THE FUCK BUT NOW IT ALSO GOT AIDS AND THE OTHER DESEASES JOHNNY-GIRL CARRIES. THE OTHER MEMBERS FROM THE HCS (HOT COMPUTER SHIT) BEGAN TO SMOG THEIR-SELVES...... THEN JOHNNY-GAY SAID :"WE AIN'T DEAD. WE ARE 'FUCKING' ALIVE." A FEW GUYS FROM THE AFBS COLLECTED SOME PETROL AND WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE THE GAYS MEET (HKS' PLACE) AND THREW THE PETROL THROUGH THE WINDOW. THEN THE TRUE AFBS MEMBERS THREW A BURNING MATCH INSIDE AND IT WAS A REAL GREAT SHOW !! HCS-5005 BURNS IN HELL. <= SO THAT WAS THE STORY ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY COPY-PARTY (I BETTER SAY 'FUCK-PARTY') THAT JOHNNY-GAY SURVIVED FOR ALL THOSE WHO THINK THAT I'M FINISHED ARE WRONG 'CAUSE: WHAT IS HCS WITH SALAT IN HIS ASS AN AIDS-BURGER NOW YOU CAN RESET - G SERVICE, D.S.COMPWARE, AMIGO, DELTA 4, AEK CRACKWARE ESSEN, TRIANON, ACTIVE CRACKING CREW, SWEDISCH CRACKING CREW, LDA, PLAYER =1= OF UCF, BERND AND ALL OTHERS. - 9 ASK FOR THOMAS -