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Iron Ninja by The Dynamite Crackers

- THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS PRESENT THE FIRST 'LSD'-DEMO WHICH IS CALLED IRON NINJA REMOTE CONTROL,RICHIE SOFT,WAP,CCI,PANDA GREETINGS TO ALL MEMBERS OF LSD CALL 04167-72027 (HUBERT) OR 04167-72780 (RAMON) - - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - AABBCDEFGHIJLMOPRTVXY[^ "$&)+-0257:<? - - THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS PRESENT THE FIRST 'LSD'-DEMO WHICH IS CALLED IRON NINJA GREETINGS TO ALL MEMBERS OF LSD CALL 04167-72027 (HUBERT) OR 04167-72780 (RAMON) - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - LE SQUADRON DOMINANT PRESENTS IT'S FIRST DEMO WHICH WAS RELEASED ON THE TWENTY-SIXTH OF AUGUST 1987. MEMBERS OF LSD ARE : THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS (THAT'S US) , THE ABLAZING XENOPHOBIA , TERRIBLE TWO , SITASOFT AND MAYBE ALSO THE MEGA TEAM. WAIT,WAIT, I HEAR A STRANGE SOUND. I THINK I'M HUNGRY. NOW THE BAD GUY TOO (THAT'S IN STEREO). IF OUR WHOLE GROUPE IS TOGETHER AND ALL ARE HUNGRY,MAYBE WE COULD MAKE A WHOLE ORCHESTRA WITH IT. OUR FIRST ALBUM WILL BE CALLED - OH,NO,WE ARE GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE POINT,SO LET'S GET TO IT AGAIN (TO THE POINT,I MEAN). OH YE - H IN THE NEXT PART OF THIS SPLENDID DEMO IS NO SCROLLY. (WE DIDN'T LIKE A SCROLL OVERTHERE !) - 6SO NOW SOME GREETINGS. - WE GREET : 1) AT FIRST ALL THE MEMBERS OF LSD (LE SQUADRON DOMINANT) - THE MUSIC WHICH IS NOW PLAYING COMES FROM THE LAST NINJA. THE MUSIC OF THE NEXT PAGE ALSO FROM THE LAST NINJA AND THE PICTURE COMES FROM IRON MAIDEN (POWERSLAVE TOUR). THAT'S WHY WE CALLED IT IRON NINJA. - IF YOU WANNA CONTACT US (TDC) THAT'S POSSIBLE. MAKE A PHONECALL - 9NOW PRESS SPACE TO GO ON - 5THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS - $THE FIRST 'LSD'-DEMO WHICH IS CALLED - _GREETINGS TO ALL MEMBERS OF LSD -

Top 40 Demo by The Dynamite Crackers

- - PRESENT : THE TOP 40 DEMO NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' BY : 'ERASURE' PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE - THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS PRESENT AGAIN A NICE DEMO. THIS TIME WITH SOME MUSIC FROM UB 40 AND IT IS CALLED 'SING OUR OWN SONG'.THE PICTURE IS FROM TERMINATOR. LOOK OUT FOR TDC LIVE CONCERT 2 - BUT NOW LET'S TELL YOU A NICE JOKE. THERE WERE TO STUPID PEOPLE,NAMED THE BEAST AND CRACKERJACK. THEY WERE SOLLICITATING FOR A JOB AND THE BEAST WAS FIRST INTERVIEWED WHILE CRACKERJACK WAS WAITING IN THE WAITINGROOM. THE BEAST KNEW EVERYTHING: WHO HE WAS,WHEN HE WAS BORN,WHERE HE LIVED. THE INTERVIEWER SAID: 'I WILL ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTION AND IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER YOU CAN WORK HERE. WHAT'S MADE OF LEATHER,THERE'S A SOLE UNDER IT AND YOU WALK ON IT ?' THE BEAST SAID: 'HOW DIFFICULT - .N LET ME THINK - ARE THERE LACES IN IT ??' 'YES' 'HA,THEN IT'S A PAIR OF SHOES !!' 'YES THAT'S GOOD. YOU CAN WORK HERE. WILL YOU CALL THE OTHER ONE ?' THE BEAST WENT TO THE WAITINGROOM AND SAID: 'YOU CAN GO IN NOW AND IF THEY ASK A DIFFICULT QUESTION,ASK IF THERE ARE LACES IN IT. IF SO,IT'S A PAIR OF SHOES.' 'ALRIGHT',SAID CRACKERJACK AND HE WENT INSIDE. HE ALSO KNEW EVERYTHING AND THE INTERVIEWER ASKED: 'WHAT HANGS ON THE WALL AND TICKS ?' - N'HOW DIFFICULT - .U ',SAID CRACKERJACK,' - . 9 ARE THERE LACES IN IT ?' 'NO,THERE ARE NO LACES IN IT.' - -'HA,THEN I KNOW, IT'S A PAIR OF SANDALS !!' ( - WELL I THINK THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TEXT,THERE ISN'T ANYONE READING ANYWAY,EXCEPT FOR A FEW STUPIDS (SORRY !),SO LET'S START ALL OVER AGAIN - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - - - - PRESENT : THE TOP 40 DEMO NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' BY : 'ERASURE' PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS HAVE THE HONOUR TO PRESENT YOU THIS WONDERFULL DEMO WHICH IS CALLED "TOP 40 DEMO",'COZ THE MUSIC IN THIS DEMO IS FROM "ERASURE" (SOMETIMES) AND FROM - D. NO,I'M NOT GONNA TELL YA YET,COZ YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT YASELF BY PRESSING SPACE. NO !!! NOT YET !! FIRST LISTEN TO THIS FREAKY MUSIC .... ISN'T IT NICE. AND WHAT D'YA THINK OF THIS SCROLL ??? HAAAA,BEAUTIFUL - D! IT WAS MADE BY THE MIGHTY MUSQUITO FROM THE DYNAMITE CRACKERS (TM,(R),(P),(C) 1987). NO JOKE IN THIS SCROLLING. - GA , I FOOLED YA, HERE IS A JOKE !!!! - G WHAT'S WHITE AND SQUARE ???? - & A PING-PONG BLOCK - I NOW YOU CAN PRESS SPACE. - O COME ON, DON'T YOU DARE OR SOMETHIN' ?? - D BE BRAVE,PRESS IT !!! - M ALRIGHT,THEN YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT FOR YOURSELF. I START AGAIN - THE TOP 40 DEMO - 7 NOW PLAYING : 'SOMETIMES' - W BY : 'ERASURE' - PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE -