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We Are Panda Lovers by Panda Lovers

We Are Panda Lovers **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"WEAREPANDALOVERS",8,1: SEARCHING FOR WEAREPANDALOVERS LOADING READY. RUN - WE ARE PANDA LOVERS MUSIC BY IAN COOG FUCKING GREAT MUSIC ACTUALLY WE LOVE PANDAS BUT SOMETIMES THEY ARE A BIT TOO MUCH FUCKINGS TO PANDA DESIGN WE HATE LAMERS AS WELL FUCK YOU PANDA DESIGN YOU THINK THAT YOU LOVE PANDAS WELL LOOK AT OUR NAME WE FUCKING LOVE PANDAS AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT. YOU ARE JUST POSING PANDA LOVERS, GET WITH THE PROGRAM. I DID ENJOY FRUIT SALAD A GREAT DEAL THOUGH AND I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU AS A GROUP. HELLO, THIS IS BRANDON WALSH ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD AND I WOULD LIKE TO PROCLAIM THAT WE ARE SITTING NEXT TO A GERMAN PSYCHOPATH THAT IS CAPABLE OF DRINKING FERNET BRANCA WITHOUT EVEN FLINCHING. HE JUST DOWNED A SEXA OF THIS SHIT WITHOUT EVEN MOVING HIS FACE. SURELY THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM BUT I ALSO AT THE SAME TIME ALSO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HIM SO I AM REALLY NOT SURE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS ANYMORE. HELLO, THIS IS IAN COOG AT THE KEYBOARD I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I HATE FUCKING ANONYMOUS RELEASES WHERE YOU CANT PROPERLY DETERMINE WHO MADE THE SONG, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT THIS GETS ARCHIVED CORRECTLY. SO PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLIZEI. OK, TIME TO LET MOH SAY SOME WELL THOUGHT OUT WORDS NOW HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS I LOVE IAN COOG HE SEEMS TO BE A VERY SMART AND HANDSOME GUY AND WHAT I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO DO IS TO JUST PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND GET HIS DICK OUT OF HIS UNDERPANTS THEN I WOULD LICK IT A LITTLE BIT TO START WITH AND THEN LATER I WOULD EAT THE WHOLE THING WITH A KNIFE AND FORK THATS RIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PENIS WITH A KNIFE AND FORK AND I WILL ACTUALLY USE SOME HOT DOG BREAD AND GURKSALLAD FUCK YOU THIS IS ICA JERRY ON THE KEYS I HAVE TODAY PUT A FEW CUBUMBERS ON SALE AND IT WAS FUN AFTER THAT I FUCKED STIG IN HIS ASS AND LATER I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO FOLLOW ME HOME AND THAT IS SOMETHING THAT HE DID AFTER A FEW HOURS WE CALLED IAN COOG AND ASKED IF HE WANTED TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH US BOTH AND YES HE TOOK A TAXI DIRECTLY TO MY ICA STORE AFTER A FEW HOURS OF HOT GAY SEX AFTER THAT WE DECIDED TO RIP SOME TUNES FROM DEMOS TO UPLOAD TO HVSC CAUSE IAN SAID IT WAS THE COOLEST THING TO DO SO WE RIPPED A COUPLE OF GAY TUNES FROM MY DISKS THAT I HAD IN MY DESK DRAWER AFTER RIPPING THEM FOR FIVE HOURS IAN COOG PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND THEN HE STARTED DOING THE HELICOPTER FOR A FEW HOURS AND THEN PROCEEDED TO EJACULATE HIS HVSC INFECTED SPERM ALL OVER ICA JERRYS CUTE LITTLE FACE. AFTER A WHILE IAN COOG SAID THAT HIS PENIS HAD BECAME EXTREMELY BLUE AND IRRITATED BY THE EXTREMELY INTENSE EJACLUATIONS SO HE SAT DOWN AND LISTENED TO 25 MERMAN TRACKS WHILE TOUCHING HIS ASS HOLE AND GENERALLY THINKING ABOUT CHILDREN BEING NAKED. AFTER THIS PROCEDURE HIS PENIS WAS SO ENORMOUS THAT HIS ITALIAN PANTS, REEKING WITH THE SMELL OF CALZONE AND ROTTEN PUBIC HAIR, AND BROUGHT OUT HIS PENIS FOR ANOTHER ROUND WITH THE MERMAN MUSIC. IAN COOG THEN LOGGED ONTO CSDB AND VOTED A TEN FOR ALL THE MERMAN SONGS, THIS CAUSE HIS PEINS TO INFLATE TO THE SIZE OF A TOASTER. BACK TO EVOKE IAN COOG HERE AT EVOKE I AM REALLY GAY AND I HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING ALL OF THE BEER BOTTLES TO EJACULATE IN RUNNING AROUND HERE AT THE PARTY I FIND THAT THERE ARENT THAT MANY C SIXTY FOUR SCENERS ON SITE BUT I HAVE TO EJACULATE ANYWAY I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING THAT I BELIEVE IS BRANDON WALSHS UNDERWEAR I DIDNT DARE TO ASK HIM BUT I JUST TOOK MY PENIS IN MY HANDS AND STARTED MASTURBATING AFTER A WHILE I EJACULATED IN THEM IT WAS REALLY GOOD THEN I LOGGED ON TO CSDB AND I SAW THIS CRAZY DEMO BY PANDA LOVERS BUT WHEN I OPENED THE DEMO IN THE C SIXTY FOUR MONITOR TO LOOK AT DOLLAR ONE O TWENTY ONE I NOTICED THAT THE TEXT SAID MUSICMAN WTF IS THAT MAN WHO THE FUCK IS FUCKED UP TO DO THIS KIND OF CRAZY SHIT ...... I REALLY HATE THAT GUY QDOR IS HIS NAME HANDING OVER THE HOMOSEXUAL KEYS TO POPE HERE I AM IN THE SUNNY BACKYARD, TOUCHING THE HOMOSEXUAL KEYS LSITENING HOW THE SWEDES WANT TO DO IT DONEKY STYLE WITH OTHER MEN AND SLASH OR LIFEFORMS. I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF PROD THIS IS GOING INTO, BUT IN CASE ITS ANY GOOD ILL SEND SOME GREETS TO PRIMITIVE, FIT, ACCESSION, ANANASMURSKA AND TRACTION. AND FUCKINGS TO LUCID. HA HA. SOMETHING ABOUT A KING SIZE TOAST. ILL PASS MY FINGERBANGIG RIGHTS OVER TO BREND WHAT THE FUCK. AM I THINKING WHILE READIND THIS SHIT?? GOT THESE PEOLPE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?? THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO TELL.... WE CAN TALK ABOUT GAYS ALL DAY LONG BUT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT TOPICS IN THIS WORLD... WHAT ABOUT ZWERGWIDDER, THEY CAN FLY. FLY , FLY UP IN THE SKY. AND SOMETIMES THEY IN LITTLE HELLICOPTERS AND THEY MAKE STOPOVERS TO MCDONALDS AND THEN THEY EAT CHEESEBURGER LIKE ZOMBIES, ONCE THEY ARE VOMITED OUT THEY TURN INTO ZOMBIEVOMITBURGERS LOVELY CRAVINGS IT SEEMS AND THEN IAN COOG CAME IN HE SLAMMED THE DOOR GRABBED A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND HE OPENED THE DOOR TO MY ASSHOLE IT WAS ACTUALLY SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME IN MY ASS BUT SINCE IAN COOG LOOOKS SO GREAT I JUST COULDNT RESIST PASSING OVER THE KEYS FROM THE BELOVE SEX GOD IAN COOG TO THE ALASKAN SEXY BEAST FROM THE NORTH DEATHY ENJOY YO... MY FIRST DEMO PARTY, AS CRAZY AS I EXPECT IT TO BE. THERE'S THE OFFICIAL ACID-DRENCHED GAY ORGY OVER IN THE BACK CORNER, AND XERXES AND PRM ARE HAVING TO GO OUT FOR MORE TO DRINK AND MORE VASELINE AS THEY ALREADY RAN OUT. THE GIMP SUIT IS GOING TO NEED TO BE SENT TO THE CLEANERS... THEY'LL PROBABLY CHARGE EXTRA. THE BEST SEX HERE, THOUGH, IS DEFINITELY THE PANDAS. WHO AREN'T PANDA LOVERS? I LOVE PANDAS. ONE YOU GO PANDA LOVER, YOU'LL NEVER NEED ANOTHER! THIS IS S - WRITING: WRITING - AND THEN CAME IAN COOG HE OPENED THE DOOR AND SAW BRANDON STANDING THERE PULED DOWN BRANDONS PANTS AFTER THAT HE STARTED TO LICK HIS DICK -

We Are Sorry Mr Coog by Panda Lovers

We Are Sorry Mr Coog **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"SORRY IAN",8,1: SEARCHING FOR SORRY IAN LOADING READY. RUN - BSI !RRRKKAQSBA - HELLO IAN COOG WE LOVE YOU BUT THE CREDITS FOR THIS PART IS VERY DOUBTFUL. EVEN THE HEADER MAKES NO SENSE. WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR OUR BEHAVIOR AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN FORGIVE US. WE DEEPLY APRECIATE YOUR WORK WITH HVSC AND WE UNDERSTAND THAT EVER TUNE NEEDS TO BE PROPERLY CREDITED. I HAVE THIS FANTASY ABOUT YOUR ITALIAN PENIS AND IT BEING ROLLED UP IN A VESUVIO PIZZA. PERHAPS YOU WOULD WALK INTO THE ROOM NAKED AND JUST ROLL UP A PIZZA AND WE GOT TO SEE YOUR PENIS UNFOLD BEFORE OUR VERY EYES. IAN COOG, WE LOVE YOU I HOPE THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING SOME KIND OF PSYCHOSIS AND THAT WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY TRYING TO TOUCH YOUR SEXY ITALIAN PENIS VIA THE HEADER OF THE SID FILE. I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL CREDIT THIS GREAT MUSIC TO THE CORRECT AUTHOR BECAUSE WE FEEL REALLY BAD WHEN THE CREDITS ON CSDB ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. PLEASE IAN COOG, YOU SEXY BEAST, JUST ALLOW THIS ENTRY BECAUSE WE REALL ARE SORRY. WE LOVE YOU. IAN COOG, IAN COOG, IAN COOG. COOG. COOG. COOG. I LOVE YOU. HELLO, MY NAME IS ICA JERRY AND I AM CURRENTLY SITTING WITH A BIG PENIS UP MY ASS. EXCUSE ME BUT IT WAS IAN COOGS ERECT PENIS THAT PENETRATED ME AND THAT IS PERFECTLY FINE BECAUSE I REALLY WNAT TO MEET IAN COOG. HELLO IAN OOG THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE SCROLLTEXT AUTHOR, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU AND THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVE HAVE SEEN SUCH A PENIS BUT ANYWAY LETS TALK ABOUT IAN COOG BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE A HARD PENIS WHEN ITHINK ABOUT HIM. PERHAPS MOH IS FEELING REALLY BAD BUT IN THE END ITS ALL GOING TO COME DOWN TO PENISES SO LETS GET OUR PENISE SOUT AND LETS DISCUSS THE JOY OF HVAING A PENIS. HELLO IAN COOG, LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR PENIS. I WOULD LIKE TO EAT IT WITH A KNIFE AND FORK CAUSE THAT IS THE WAY THAT I HAVE ALWAYS IMAGINED YOUR LITTLE ITALIAN PENIS ON A PIZZA OH YES IAN COOG WILL YOU MARRY ME YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE OR WELL I HOPE SO AT LEAST BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT THE CREDITS WERE DOUBTFUL SO NOW I DONT REALLY KNWO ANYMORE THE ONLY THING THAT I KNOW IS THAT I WANT YOUR PENIS IN MY MOUTH AND AT THE SAME TIME I WOULD PREFER IF SOMEONE WAS TAKING A DUMP IN MY MOUTH IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE HELLO IAN COOG CAN WE DISCUSS YOUR ASS HOLE PLEASE I HEARD ITS VERY SOFT AND HARD AT THE SAME TIME AND ALSO THAT YOU PREFER TO INSERT YOUR ITALIAN PENIS INTO MEN OF VARIOUS AGES. WE LOVE YOU, WILL YOU CONSIDE RUNLOCKING THIS ENTRY AT CSDB? PLS.I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU COOG COOG COOG COOG IAN IAN IAN COOG COOG COOG COOG KUK KUK KUK KUK KUK KUK COOG COOG COOG BAJS BAJS JAG ELSKAR MAJS -

We Are Sorry Mr Panda by Panda Lovers

We Are Sorry Mr PandaCCDCEFFFFHGHAABCABCDFHP - **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"WEARESORRY MRP",8,1: SEARCHING FOR WEARESORRY MRP LOADING READY. RUN - - HELLO MR PANDA WE WOULD LIKE TO START BY APOLOGIZING FROM YESTERDAY WE DID CROSS THE LINE BY CALLING YOU TOO LATE AND WE TRULY REGRET IT HOPE THAT YOU CAN FORGIVE US AND THAT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS WE ARE CURRENTLY EATING GURKSTAVAR AND ENJOYING SNUS THIS FINE SUNDAY AND WE THINK THAT THE EVENING COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER EXCEPT FOR OF COURSE IF YOU WOULD BE HERE SO THAT WE COULD HUG YOU CAUSE EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO MUCH NICER THEN WE WANT TO INVITE YOU TO PANDA LAN FEATURING GURKSTAVAR SONDERBAJSAD TOALETT REDBULL OCH FERNET FINA PANDOR LAXERANDE MEDEL TOALETTBORSTAR PINGISTURNERING FISKEDAMM OF COURSE WE WILL ALSO HAVE SOME KICK ASS COMPETITIONS INCLUDING PATTERN COVERS COMPO PRIS FOR BAESTA KOSTYM LEVANDE CHARADER VEM AER DU VEM AER JAAAAG FERNETHAEVNING BAEVERGYMPA BOOTBLOCK INTRO THREE X SID COMPO MATTVAEVARTAEVLING SKRIKTAEVLING ONE HUNDRED AND TEN METERS HURDLES TENNISMATCH FICKPINGIS GRAPPAMANNEN DRESS UP WARCRAFT TVAA TURNERING ONE HAND DIABOLO THREE WE WILL ALSO SHOW FRUIT SALAD ON THE BIG SCREEN FOR FIVE HOURS DONT MISS THIS CHANCE AND SIGN UP NOW OH AND ONE IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION FOR ALL OF YOU THE LAN PARTY STARTS AT SIX O CLOCK IN THE MORNING THURSDAY THE NINTH OF AUGUST CREDITS FOR THIS PRODUCTION CODE BY QDOR MUSIC BY QDOR GRAPHICS BY LATRINMANNEN SCROLLTEXT BY QDOR SEE YOU AT PANDA LAN AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAH -