Blue Touch by The Stars
- PRESENTS ON THE 28TH OF APRIL THE BLUE TOUCH. ALISTO.. THE BISCUIT-BAR.. HERE! TRY ONE INTRO BY THE TROOPERS - THE BLUE TOUCH. PRESENTS ON THE 28TH OF APRIL - TINTRO BY THE TROOPERS - HMMM... I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE? THEM..?? NO... OR PERHAPS.. NO.. THE ST*RS,I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED! STARS PRESENTATIONS..DEDICATED TO A FEW... AAAWW! THE NASTY GHOSTS FROM THE CREAPY ADVERTISMENTS HAVE COME TO HAUNT YOU.. AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN! KELLOGG'S CORNFLAKES BUSTS YOUR FACE WITH IT'S NEWCLEAR SHOVERS,AND IT'S HITECH PIMPLE GROWER.. GET INTO LOVE... CHOCO-CARAMEL,SATISFACTION. RAIDER,RAIDER GOT TO HAVE IT EVERYWHERE! EASY,BOY! ONE MARS A DAY KEEPS YOU WORK,REAST AND PLAY! THAT WAS REALLY GREAT ROWING,DEAR.. AI,AI,CAPTAIN! AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO EAT FOR US ASWELL.. HUH? SINCE WHEN DID YOU EAT CHOCHOLATE? SINCE BALISTO.. THE BISCUIT-BAR.. HERE! TRY ONE.. YOU'LL LIKE IT! HMMM! IT'S DIFFERENT! -NOT SO SWEET! GET YOUR TOOTHPASTE AND GET A BITE OUT OF THIS! FUCK UP,AND GO TO BED! FLEX YOUR FINGERS AND PRESS OUTER SPACE! IN THE NEXT PART: PLEASE CHECK OUT THE ANIMATIONS! GRAPHIX AND MUSIC BY DEVIL,CODING AND CHARS BY SHADE! THIS MOZIKK BY JEROEN TEL... HALLO,BREDE! SER DU PAA?? - GIVING YOU THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION BY THE TROOPERS... - C NO HARD FEELINGS, FANS! BUT THE MUZIQUE AND THE BIT-MAP ARE DONE BY DEVIL. THE CODING AND CHARSET ARE DONE BY - C.. YEAH! IT'S SHADE!!! - K IF YOU WANT OUR TOP-GREETINGS, THEN STAY TUNED - THEY'RE COMING UP, FREAKS! INCLUDING THE LAMERS / - D SO YOU'LL PROBABLY BE THERE YOU TO, HAHAHA! - OK, THAT WAS A JOKE! - F AS YOU SEE THERE'S THIS NEW GROUP: - C WE'RE MEMBERS FROM ^ ACE ^ JAZZCAT ^ THE OLD "NEW STARS". WE'RE ALSO ^ SPIRIT ^ AND OURSELVES - C $ THE TROOPERS $ - * SHADE CONTINUES WRITING... - C TODAY WE HAD ONE OF THESE BIG TESTS AT SCHOOL. HURRA, THERE ARE ONLY 3 LEFT! - JARRE RULES! AC/DC S U C K S - C # BALLS TO THE WALL MEN! # - HI! THIS IS THY OLDE MATEY [DEVIL![ WITH SOME HUMOUR AFTER - LITTLE CONVERSATION.. - TELL IT TO MY HEART! - WOW! TAYLOR DAYNE! CAN I FUCK YOU..?? - BAH! KISS MY ASS! - OK! I'D RATHER KISS YOU THERE,THAN ON THOSE LIPS OF YOURS... - SORRY TNT! (HE HE) - THIS IS ONLY SHADE, INTERRUPTING! DEVIL IS TALKING TO SPIRIT ON THE PHONE AND NOW I'M HERE! - D THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, I'VE NOTHING TO TELL YOU, FOLKS. I'LL BE BACK LATER! - YO! I'M BACK! NICE TALKING TO SPIRIT! - OK! SOME SPECIAL REGARDS TO THE FOLLOWING DUDES FOR NICE PHONECALLS.. - D ^ NEW LIFE..HI THOMAS! VERY NICE TALKING TO YOU! I'LL SEND YOU ONE OF MY PENGUINS, OR PERHAPS A POLAR BEAR! ^ THE BFD-CREW.. HI OSCAR! THANX TO YOU TOO, FOR VERY COOL CALLS! ^ GENE.. HE HE HE! VERY NICE JOIKING, BOY! ^ - E HMM.. CAN'T REMEMBER ANYONE ELSE.. - TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME..I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY! - WOW! SAMANTHA FOX! CAN I FUCK YOU??!! - BAH! KISS MY ASS! - IS STILL TALKING ON THE PHONE! HE'S BLOCKING ME LINE! - HEY SHADE! STOP CHATTING! - AH! SHUT UP,OLE! - HAH! THIS IS MY HOUSE! (THUMB!) - OUCH! DON'T HIT ME! YOU'RE SO STRONG! OUCH! - HMM...HE'S STILL TALKING.. - D AW,MY GOD! (DEDICATED TO STONE..) - C PLEASE DON'T CALL ME,AND ASK IF YOU CAN BE A MEMBER OF THE TROOPERS,OR THE STARS.. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE MEMBERS! JUST CALL ME,OR WRITE ME IF YOU'RE A R - CEEAL GOOD CODER,OR A PAINTER.. - IF YOU WANNA SWAP, YOU CAN CALL - L (NORWAY (47)) OR YOU CAN WRITE TO - OLE MARIUS PETTERSEN - O VABRAATEN 126.. - G N-1392 VETTRE - F JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.. % WHY IS THERE NO NORWEGIANS DOING CONFERENCES?? (/) - HOW DO YE LIKE ME ANIMATIONS..? - D SORRY! HAVE TO EAT SOME MORE BISCUITS NOW.. SEE YOU LATER ON WITH THE GREETINGS! - L SHADE IS ENTERING... - C DEVIL IS A LITTLE NAUGHTY BOY. FIRST HE EATS UP ALL THE CRACKERS AND THEN HE PLAYS HIS LITTLE 'CASIO' KEYBOARD. - I BETTER TELL YOU SOME CRAP TO FILL UP THE EMPTY BYTES IN YER BRAIN.. - C THIS SUMMER SOME FRIENDS OF MINE AND I ARE GOING TO ENGLAND ON A LANGUAGE TRAVEL. THEN WE'RE MIGHT GOING TO THE GIGA-JARRE CONCERT. OH, SHIT! IT'S GOING TO BE SO COOOL - HOPE WE GET SOME TICKETS!! - H DEVIL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THAT BLOODY KEYBOARD, WOULD YOU? - C OR AT LEAST TURN DOWN THE VOLUME? - E OH, SHIT ... ARGGGH ... - F WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GET HOME AND EAT DINNER. BUT I'LL BE BACK, OK? HEAVY SUX! - EEE! WE'RE BACK! WHILE WRITING THIS TEXT,WE'RE LISTENING TO JEROEN TEL'S 'CYBERNOID' MUSIC.. GOSH! IT'S - E HEY PARROT! CAN YOU TALK? - YEARP! BUT CAN YOU FLY?? - HYDR,HYDR.. AREAL COOL ONE.. - G OK! I THINK WE'LL DO SOME GREETINGS NOW.. - G BUT REMEMBER: THE RANKINGS ARE NOT MINE.. THIS IS THE STARS' RANKINGS.. IF YOU'RE LOW ON THE LIST,IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR STUFF IS CRAP.. THEY'RE MADE BY ALL THE STARS MEMBERS! EXCEPT ME! OK! FIRST OF ALL SOME SP CIAL HELLOS TO STONE OF THE TROOPERS,AND TO ALL THE OTHER 'STARS' MEMBERS.. - D OUR RANKED GREETINGS GO TO - F 20. [ NEW LIFE [ - I 19. [ ONLINE [ - I 18. [ HOTLINE [ - I 17. [ RADWAR [ - I 15. [ MADSQUAD [ - I 14. [ JEWELS [ - I 13. [ ORION [ - I 12. [ TRIAD [ - I 11. [ AGILE [ - J 8. [ DOMINATORS [ - I 7. [ FUSION [ - I 5. [ PAPPILONS [ - I 4. [ TRANSCOM [ - H 3. [ FAIRLIGHT [ - I 2. [ THE WANDERER GROUP [ - D AND ON THE TOP.. - D NR.1 [ IKARI [ - C ... PHU! -AND THERE'S MORE TO COME.. - THE ALPHABETICAL GREETINGS, GO TO - C ^ ALPHAFLIGHT ^ - D ^ ATLANTIS .. WHAT'S UP,BOYS? LOWBOY'S QUITTING..? WHAT A SHAME! ^ - D ^ BYTERAPERS ..HOWDY GRENDEL! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! HOPE I CAN COME TO YER COPY-PARTY THIS SUMMER! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ THE D.S.T .. THE TAPE WITH THE DIGI IS ON THE WAY..MADE IN A STUDIO BY A FRIEND OF MINE..(SHADE) ^ - D ^ END OF CENTURY ..HELLO 'PETTY'! COOL DEMOS! I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT DEMO! SHADE LOVES THE LITTLE BRAT ON YOUR INTRO! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ THE BFD-CREW .. HEY FUZZ! VERY COOL TALKING TO YOU! SORRY,BUT I CAN'T CALL YOU! MY MUM WOULD KILL ME! IF I MEET YOU ON A COPY-PARTY,DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN EXTRA TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE.. HE HE HE! ^ - D ^ GCF ..YO! MEGALINE! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! -OR FOR NOT SENDING AT ALL.. TO MANY CONTACTS! ^ - CLLOVE YOUR NEU DRAWINGS! I HAD AACHENER-PLUEMLI AND APFEL JUICE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING! COKE IS BETTER THOUGH... SEND SOON..AND BY THE WAY.. THERE WAS ENOUGH STAMPS ON YER LAST SENDING! ..SEE YOU! [ - D ^ LACC ..NOW WE'RE STARS! ^ - D ^ LEVEL 99 ..HI KGB! YOUR LOADER IS JUST INCREADIBLY GOOD! WHO HAS MADE THE GOD DAMNED,FUCKING COOL LOGO !?? BUT WHY THE HELL AREN'T WE IN YOUR RANKINGS! SEND SOON! ^ - D ^ RAWHEAD ..HEY GUYS! SMALL GUYS! HE HE HE! ..(JOKE..?) ^ - D ^ SCIENCE 451.. HEY TOMMY.. WHY HAVEN'T YOU SENT THOSE DISKS? HURRY UP! NICE PHONE CALLS! ^ - D ^ SIDEWIZE... SORRY ABOUT NOT PUTTING YOU IN THE TOP 20 RANKINGS,BUT AS I SAID..THOSE ARE THE TOP SWAPPERS.. I DIDN'T MAKE THEM.. I WOULDN'T BE THERE MYSELF.. TOO LAZY! GEARF,GEARF! WHATS THIS STUPID WAR BETWEEN U AND TNA? THEY'RE SUCKERS! ^ - D ^ TERENCE.. YEAH! TJING-TJONG CHINESE! HOW'S YOUR CHINESE GOING?! SEND SOON! - D ^ ZENITH..HI GUYS! NICE INTRO! SORRY FOR BEEING LATE! SEND SOON! ^ - C WELL.. THAT'S ABOUT IT.. AND NOW THE - OVERSEAS GREETINGS TO : - E ] THE SURVIVORS ] - E ]THE AVENGERS ] - E ] WEST COAST ADVANGERS ] ... PHU! THAT WAS ALL! - C OOOHPS! I FORGOT - E [OINNO[ YEAH! - THATS ALL OF THEM.. IF NOT.. I'LL KILL MYSELF! PLEASE FORGIVE ME.. - F HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW COMPOSITION! AND MY LI'L PIQTURE.. AND OFCOURSE..EHH.. SHADES CODING.. HMM..OK.. - BAH! SHUT UP,YOU BASTARD.. - DON'T CALL ME A BASTARD,YOU BASTARD! - WHAT? DON'T CALL ME A BASTARD,YOU ASSHOLE! - DON'T CALL ME AN ASSHOLE,YOU ASSHOLE.. - WHAT? DON'T CALL ME AN ASSHOLE YOU - E HEY GUYS! I (DEVIL) WANTED TO WATCH 'I DREAM OF JEANNY' AND 'THREE IS COMPANY' ON SKY TONIGHT.. BUT INSTEAD I HAD TO WRITE THIS BLOODY TEXT! IT'S NOT FAIR,IS IT? - HEY,OSCAR! ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH 'FRACKA FREDAG' ON TV TONIGHT.. (FRIDAY 22/4..) DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE! INCASE YOUR EARS GET EMPTY... - C AND A TOWEL...(??) - HEY WOLF! I'VE GOT THE BLUE BELT IN TAEKWON-DO.. HONEST! AND YOU'RE A WHITE BELT? HA! COME OVER HERE,AND I'LL BEAT YA UP!... AND HOW OLD WERE YOU.. 18? EHH... I'M 15.. SORRY..EHH...BUT! I'LL JUST CALL MY INVINCEBLE ARMY OF PENGUINS AND ICEBEARS TO HELP ME..AND MY FRIEND FROM ALTA : GENE THE SAME.. HE'LL ATTACK YOU WITH HIS 'JOIKING'!! - C LOILILOOILO!! (SORRY GENE,BUT I FIND IT INCREADIBLY FUNNY! HIHIHI! ..AND HEY,GENE! DON'T MASTURBATE WHILE PLAYING 'BLOWN AWAY FOR 50 DOLLARS! I DUN'T WANT NO SPANKING ON ME MAGNETICS! ) - OH,NO! THE SUN IS SHINING! - F IT'S HOT! I'M THIRSTY.. - E AW,MY GOD! NO WATER! I'LL HAVE TO DRINK MY CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC! YEAH! NEVER FEAR! I'VE GOT ONE MORE BOTTLE.. - MEETING FRIENDS..HAVING FUN.. CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC.. THE DAILY PROTECTION AGAINST PIMPELS AND BLACK SPOTS.. CLEARASIL FACE-TONIC.. FOR A CLEAN,CLEAR SKIN.. - I HA HA HA! THE SILLIEST ADVERTISMENT ON SKY AND SUPER! EXCEPT FOR - 'FLAB BLASTER..' - D IT REALLY TAKES THE BISCUIT! A - CWW... TWO BARF-BAGS,PLEASE.. WITH 5 MINUTES OF EXCERCISE EVERYDAY,GET FROM FAT,TO WHAT'S FLAT.. PIC UP THE PHONE,AND EXCECISE YOUR RIGHT TO CALL NOW.. FOR HOLDERS OF THESE CREDIT CARDS CALL..ETC..ETC.. - C YEARC! NO MORE SUCKING ADVERTISMENTS! SHADE THINKS ALL THE PROGRAMS ON SKY SUXX ... - C AND HE'S A LITTLE RIGHT.. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.. - TELEVISION IS A DISEASE... THE COMPUTER IS THE CURE! - C EH,MOODY?? WHO'S THAT? - C THE ONE WITH THE BLACK PUBICS...?? - D OR WAS THAT BLACK HAIR..?? THE GIRL IN ANNE-LINE'S PARTY.. NEXT TIME,PLEASE FORGET YOUR 'HB' AT HOME! IT MADE ME FEEL KINDA - D AND HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU AND KITTY..?? DOWN THE DRAIN..?? - D AND BY THE WAY: TELL ANNE LINE THAT SHE HAS TO HAVE ANOTHER PARTY SOON! THE GALS UP THERE WERE COOL.. OR TO BE PRECICE - LET'S BRING SOME 'SPANISH FLY' NEXT TIME,SHALL WE..?? OR ASK KATHRINE TO COME,AND BRING SOME OF HER 'BIRTHDAY-PARTY-PILLS'!!! - C HOOHOOHOHO! NICE WITH SOME COOL SOFA ACTION!! - H EEHHMM... SORRY! I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY! HOPE STONE'S NOT READING THIS FAR,CAUSE THEN I FEAR HIS GONNA ASK MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EL - D..TH ... GET IT,MOODY?? - H AAAWWW! THIS - ENOUGH TEXT.. - D SHIBA.. TURNS EVERY MEAL INTO A FEAST.. - F HE HA HOO HOH HO TJI-HI! - C (HO,HO-MO...MOODY .. COOL DRAWING.. ) O.K! - F THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR NOW.. SEE YOU ALL IN OUR NEXT DEMO..!! - [DEVIL[ AND [SHADE[ OF TRP/THE STARS! - K HELVETES ULLPIKK! NA ER DET SLUTT! SLA AV MASKINEN! DET ER NOE AV DET DARLIGSTE JEG HAR SETT! -